From the paper today (SMH)

Wife faces trial for breaching noisy sex ban
June 29, 2010

A British woman is facing trial accused of breaching an order which bans her from having noisy sex sessions.

Caroline Cartwright, 49, was given the anti-social behaviour order after neighbours complained about her loud romps with husband Steve.

Cartwright, of Washington, Tyne and Wear, near Newcastle, will be tried at Newcastle Crown Court.

She is accused of breaching the order on March 14 and 15 this year by having loud sex and playing music.

Seriously, you are damned if you don't and damned if you do. That was one HOT weekend! Go Steve. I want in on that jury duty - the cheeky law-breaking minx. And at 49. There is hope for us all.