Okay so I'm watching Buffy, and I'm all Whoaa Buffy and then like, two of the most scary commercials are on ever.

First there's a commercial about drunk driving where the police officer is killed. This commercial scared the crap out of me because it seems to be like pretty heavy material for a commercial....

Then I'm waiting for Angel to come on and there's another scary commercial. There's this lil doggy and it's owner is watching tv. The doggy is so sad and cold....And then it gets really sick and *sniffs*...Okay that commercial wasn't so much scary as it was really sad and made me upset.



I miss commercials where people get hit in the head with golf balls.



Oh oh! And the girl on Buffy tried to strangle Spike...Heheheheh



Speller says that the reason those commercials were on is because people who watch Buffy are drunk drivers who kill pets. Since I can't drive I'm safe. *phew*



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From an Email I just gotted.



Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"



Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's rear end."



Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?



Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?



If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?



Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?



If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,why can't he fix a hole in a boat?



Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?



Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?



Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!



If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?



If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?



If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?



If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?



Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?



Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?



Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's well, you know where?



Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?



Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?



Do you ever wonder why you read this blog anyways?



Goodnight everyone.