Please all stand.

Today we mourn the loss of a wonderful farmer.

Farmer Harry, of the Hogwarts Farm has perished.

Along with him, the entirety of livestock died. Even his dog Hedwig, and his horse Hagrid.

*takes out tissue*

He was a good farmer, a rich farmer. He thought he had everything, lots of women, lots of money, lots of cows and sheep, but none of those things helped him in the end. We all know he's in a better place now, running freely with Gray the blacksmith's grandson, the one he was ment to be with, but still, we will miss him. I will miss him. He, and Delia of 97.3 Easy Rock filled my evenings of no computer with happiness and enlightenment. Now, only Delia lives....Well for now....

*places a single bag of pineapple seeds on a gravestone* Goodbye Harry, the world will miss your thoughtful nod, and silent nature.