St Petersburg is stupefyingly amazing. I would love to tell you about it but we have just rocked home very, very late, many hours after we were supposed to, after a horrendous trip which culminated in our bags going somewhere else. I do however have a boatload of stories to tell you including what a ‘luxury serviced apartment’ in St Petersburg is like, why we went to Moscow for a day to see Vladimir Putin, why everyone in Russia has a job which they apparently hate, what it is like to walk around when the temperature is -15 and why I know longer have a Canon 400D camera.