(would have been Nikki but she wrote a comment opting out so I had to skip her and move onto the next name - RANDOM hey! and lucky for Trish & Cat)
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The Winners of the Marshall Armstrong is New to Our School giveaways are..........

My brothers and I fought constantly. I remember hearing the words 'We're going out to dinner and your brothers are looking after you," and knowing that I'd either spend the night caught between the mattress and the base of my parents' bed or held captive in what my eldest brother called 'The Vietnamese Torture Basket' (strangely enough he now resides in Vietnam). I once retaliated by throwing my tap shoe at his head and giving him a black eye (he then when to school and told everyone he'd gotten into a fight with a mean gang of thugs... imagine being 15 and telling people his 5-year-old sister had given him a shiner).

My girls now fight non-stop. There's hair pulling, scratching, name calling, wrestling. The youngest will fly into a rage and fling herself full-force at her sister (she's only 2.5). I keep thinking 'Only another 18 years of this....'

It was extremely hard to select a winner here. An instance where the entries were far funnier than the post.

I AM MR.DANIEL DOGULAS, THE DIRECTOR IN CHARGE OF AUDITING AND ACCOUNTINGSECTION OF BANK OF AFRICA BOA. UAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO, WEST-AFRICA. I WOULD LIKE YOU TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST TO RECEIVE THE TRANSFER OF US$3.5 MILLION DOLLARS. I WILL LIKE YOU TO STAND AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER WHOSE ACCOUNT IS PRESENTLY DORMANT FOR CLAIMS. PLEASE ONCE YOU ARE INTERESTED KINDLY SEND ME THE FOLLOWING DETAILS.

All I need to so is email Dan all of my bank account details. SCORE!

Winners please email me your full name and address to mrswoog@hotmail.com and your prizes will be posted. xo

And thanks to Benefit, Harper Collins, Elastoplast and Daniel Dogulas for your generous prizes.