Newsflash! I'm not dead! I have merely been sucked into a work-shaped black hole. Those stories you've probably heard about public sector workers sitting around all day eating digestive biscuits? Total myth. Tell it to my 50-hour working week, for which I get paid 20% less than market rate. Sigh. I do it for the love. Anyway, on with the show. So, we left Queenstown and drove to the side