Waking up in the morning and realising I had not flipped my mortal coil was, you'll appreciate, a relief. However, 10am check-out times are never a thing of beauty. Combined with an overwhelming desire to be on my own alone for just a little while, without having to organise, answer questions, or re-pack my bag in an emergencified state, a 10am check-out time, sans breakfast opportunity, put me