Every now and again I like to slip on my smoking jacket, my fuzzy slippers, and my oil-free archival gloves, pad into my study, take down my oversized oil painting of forgotten uncle Griggs Wigwam Henry, spin open the combination lock on my in-no-way-over-the-top super-secret safe, and go through my collection of cardboard rarities. I'm surprised I've even shared this much with you. Oh well. Behold! Here are a few of my most prized treasures...
Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd, 1987 Fleer Baseball All Stars #4 of 44
This card is pretty much the high point of his career. That, and pitching in a World Series. Well, I guess they both pale in comparison to having a nickname refer to how much you enjoy beer.
Cronin/Bishop/Cissell/Reynolds, 1935 Goudey 4-in-1 #6E
What? No airbrush to make Max Bishop a Red Sock?
Tom Seaver, 1986 Topps Traded #101
Judging from this card, I'm not sure Tom Seaver is a real person.
What? No airbrush to make Max Bishop a Red Sock?
Tom Seaver, 1986 Topps Traded #101
Judging from this card, I'm not sure Tom Seaver is a real person.
Fritz Ostermueller, 1935 Diamond Stars #73
You have to love the baggy sleeve.
Carl Yastrzemski, 1967 Topps #355
I've never been a big fan of paper-loss, but this rip somehow adds to the aesthetic.
Fred Lynn, 1976 Topps #50
You think the pen went to town on the front? You should see the back.
Pumpsie Green, 1960 Topps #317
Pumpsie looks like he just heard Tom Yawkey's pre-Reconstruction
sensibility towards racial equality.
You have to love the baggy sleeve.
Carl Yastrzemski, 1967 Topps #355
I've never been a big fan of paper-loss, but this rip somehow adds to the aesthetic.
Fred Lynn, 1976 Topps #50
You think the pen went to town on the front? You should see the back.
Pumpsie Green, 1960 Topps #317
Pumpsie looks like he just heard Tom Yawkey's pre-Reconstruction
sensibility towards racial equality.
1972 Rookie Stars Red Sox, 1972 Topps #79
I never understood why the Red Sox ditched Cecil Cooper.
Dec. 1954, Fisherman Ted Hooks a Big One, 1959 Fleer #54
Wait a second, he caught it with that rod?
Dr. K & Super K, 1987 Fleer #640
This has always been one of my favorite cards, though I don't care for either player.
I never understood why the Red Sox ditched Cecil Cooper.
Dec. 1954, Fisherman Ted Hooks a Big One, 1959 Fleer #54
Wait a second, he caught it with that rod?
Dr. K & Super K, 1987 Fleer #640
This has always been one of my favorite cards, though I don't care for either player.