I am blogging my day accounts, as told to Katarina before she had to depart.



Well I started it out by fighting some ninja's who were trying to get my cat. I gave them a punch here, a jab there, eventually they were so scared they ran away, leaving a very nice Ninja outline-hole in my wall. After I plastered up the hole I went out to find my long-lost-buttotallyevil-sister, Spoons. Yesterday you see, Spoons and I had been on this parade float. I liked the float, cause Santa was there and Santa is totally my homey-G. See, the problem was that Spoons really didn't want to be on the float anymore, and so one day, she killed all the Emu's on the float and fed Santa to the angry, and very hungry elves. I was very upset with Spoons so I took out my nose-gun, and blew her away. I also blew up the whole down-town of December, and a McDonalds. Sadly, I couldn't remember who I was for a whole thirteen minutes and Spoons got away and joined the navy. So today, after regaining my memory, I went looking for Spoons. Course then I got sidetracked by the pretty, pretty Ron doll that I got for Christmas. I spent many an hour putting his shoes on, and then off again. Yeah, that was great. Remember? Remember when it was great? Yeah that was great. Then I went on the computer for a little while and tried to find some song lyrics. I couldn't find the lyrics in my alloted time and sank into a very deep pile of jelly. Yup yup. Purple Jelly. I went a little crazy there you see, and grew these like, dog ears on my head. Then my one true love, the Ron doll, died. I was heartbroken but also very angry. I thought that the Ron doll had betrayed me, seconds before it had died, and so I stuck myself to a pile of laundry. I sat on that pile of laundry for a many of minutes before a stuffed Teddy bear came and freed me. Turns out, the Ron doll's spirit went into the Teddy bear, and Ron hadn't betrayed me at all! I was really happy but instead of acting nice to the teddy bear, I made fun of his tail. He didn't like me very much..he ran away then, and I think I heard him mumble something about Ranma..or something.. It was then that I decided to go on walk. Outside of the house I found all these balls. Inside were all these interesting creatures. I thought hey, I might as well use them for weird purposes and started battling my neighbors who also had the odd creature living inside balls things. We battled for minutes and minutes until both our creature thingys were so tired that they blew up. Then I came home and went on the computer. On the computer, I got sucked in to this odd world where everyone thought I was someone else. Some thought I was "Amy of the Wired", some "Amy of the not Wired" and so forth. I was really confused and the guys with laser pointers taped to their heads didn't help much. It was about then that the world became very purple and black liney squiggly-like. Soon, I woke up lying a top a very, very nice bed.

I was just getting comfy when Gandolf came in. He seemed very cross about a ring I seemed oh have lost or something. I shrugged and told him that the ninja's probably stole it. I got out of bed and told him that I would go and get the ring if he'd just let me pass. It was then that he pulled out a long staffy like thing and screamed that I shall not pass. Tis then I pointed and yelled "OH LOOK! A BANANA!" Gandolf looked and I walked past him. Straight into Dumbledore. I apologized immediatly and hugged him, telling him Rowling better not make his character evil or dead, or she'd be meeting with an unhappy Amy. Dumbledore smiled and patted me on the head, and told me I had better get going or I was going to miss the great feast. I walked through the common house swifly and walked right by Harry and Ron. They seemed to be busy with work, mumbling something about "Losing a bet, coming off worse in a fight", so I decided not to bother them. I walked through some very large doors and stumbled into a scary looking room that was very dark. In the corner of the room however, was a mirror. I decided to check how my hair was looking and took a gander in the mirror. There, standing on the other side was...My one true love. I bowed to my one true love and carried on my journey. I decided to go see Hagrid, considering he was a very nice fellow. I walked outside and was startled to find a very nice sword in the ground. I picked up the

sword and was immediatly put into a battle with some short short bishounen. I giggled at their double bellybuttons and was on my way once more. This time, on my travels, I was met by a blonde girl who weilded a stake. The blonde girl looked at me oddly and I glanced down at my sword. I shrugged. "Ghost hunters always have swords," I said matter-o-factly. She smiled and I arched an eyebrow at her stake. "I'm making a really little fence," the blonde responded, then she skipped off. I decided then, that travelling really wasn't a good idea and sat down to take a breather. It was then that a tall man, with a distiguished profile, and a petite red head, came walking by. They didn't seem to notice me, as they stood and talked right infront. "Cmon Scully, you're cellmate's name is going to be Large Marge...She reads a lot of Gertrude Stein?" The man said. The red head didn't seem to impressed. "Mulder...don't get mud everywhere. This is my room." The man then started to singing the Shaft song. I, slightly terrified now, ran as fast as I could. I wasn't sure how long I ran, but while running a thought occured to me. Life is like a box of chocolates. It has it's ups, it's downs, it's vanilla, it's gross grape, but when you get right down to it, it's all about the Squids. I stopped running then and came to walk beside an Ogre. I turned to the Ogre and said "You know Ogre, I think Amy's are a lot like cakes, we have layers you see.." The Ogre blinked at me and started to mumble something about onions. I wasn't sure what he was talking about, and his Donkey friend didn't either so I closed my ears and said LALALA.

It's then that I found myself at home. I logged onto the internet and saw that Katarina was online. I said hi, and she said Hi, and I started talking about my day. Later on, I went to blogger and blogged. My blog went like this... "I am blogging my day accounts, as told to Katarina before she had to depart.

Well I started it out by fighting......"