Certain names have an unintentional yet very real comedic bent for me. I don't mean the usual Annette Curtain 'amusing' name. I mean those names that are perfectly normal and have been in accepted use for hundreds of years or more, yet tickle the funny bone. Assumpta, for example. Or Mildred.Topping the list for male names is Hamish. In fact, I find it hard to conceive of a name more