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Timing they say is everything. And with Christmas approaching with the speed of an express train, I was delighted to accept the offer to review the “Take-n-play Return from Misty Island” made by Fisher Price. (what a mouthful!)
Thomas has been a fixture in my life for seven years now and it appears I cannot escape him. Both my boys have always shown a great devotion to Thomas whether it is the DVDs or the train sets themselves. And even though Mr. Large professes himself to be “too big” to be interested in Thomas anymore the events of the other day tell a very different story!
The parcel fortuitously arrived on a day when Mr. Large was at home from school sick with Mr. Small. It was intriguing to watch my son who had not been well enough to get off the couch, leap up to help me unwrap the parcel with great enthusiasm.

While Mr Large helped me assemble the island itself Mr Small tore up and down the room playing with the die-cast Thomas engine that accompanies it.
In a nutshell, the compact little pack is Sodor Island and Misty Island, which parents of Thomas fans will know feature on the Thomas and friends DVD.
Mr Large and Mr Small proceeded to spend some very happy time together pushing Thomas through the shake-bridge and tunnel.
After an hour or so of playing very nicely together the set was easy for me to fold up and store away.
 Given the current state of my house where it seems I am unpacking and repacking a new room each day as the painters make their way through my house it seemed prudent to store it in the car at the time.
Since then it has been packed and unpacked several times and it has been so lovely to see the two boys playing happily together.
This is definitely going to be a gift for my nephew at Christmas time. While I’d love to re-gift this one unfortunately I can’t see Mr. Small letting it out of his sight any time soon!




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One of the rare, but infinitely more enjoyable because of it, things I look forward to are holidays.
Preferably ones where we get off the beaten track and just disconnect from the outside world. Our plan is to do that early next year. We’re escaping to the local island of Rottnest where cars are not allowed on the island. The only means of transport is by bike. It’s very exciting.

Well theoretically, it was very exciting especially as four out of the five family members can ride bikes. But for a while I’ve been stressing about what to do with Mr Small. He’s too big now for us to take him on a back seat of our bikes and equally his independence wouldn’t allow him to do it anyway.
But he’s not ready for a two wheeler yet. 
So when The Mother Media asked me to review a Smart-Trike Zoo Collection 3in1, I was very happy. But not as happy as Mr. Small was when his daddy assembled his shiny new set of wheels.

For the over anxious mother (me) there was a safety harness AND a seatbelt. It has an umbrella to protect his little scalp from burning and oh dear Lord it has a bottle holder and play phone too.
(Excuse me mother while I make a call)
Mr. Small is at the tail end of this age group because unbelievably but also true, you can start using it with your child from the age of TEN MONTHS!!!!! This clever little trike adapts as your kids develop, from a convenient pram to a big boys trike to be used up to 24 months+, giving them more independence as their skills develop to enable them to pedal themselves.

For mums and dads looking to get something for their bub that is both practical, stylish and will last beyond Christmas Day this gets my heartfelt recommendation. And it even comes in a selection of funky animal print designs including Frog, Gallah, Butterfly and Ladybug.

So in a short time my little crew and I will take a short boat trip and spend time freewheeling across the island. While I know there will be the inevitable tumble and scraped knee for my older offspring, at least now I can rest easy that Mr. Small will be safe, sound and most importantly for him, independent.

I have received the above product for free courtesy of Smart-Trike. Yayness! To get your own super
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There may be trouble ahead.
You know, the dust infested kind. Because come hell or high water (or in my case probably both) we are moving back to Casa de Chaos this weekend. And the OH MY GOD Christmas is four weeks away and not one gift is bought or wrapped kind of trouble, also known as anxiety.
There may be teardrops to shed
when in a few short weeks I get to cuddle a precious new niece or nephew, because quite frankly, new babies ALWAYS make me cry.
Now like many people I love being able to turn my radio up and sing loudly in my car. I love cranking up the sound and just dancing my heart out much to the embarrassment of my loved ones.
And it's a huge thrill to me when people write to me and ask me if I'd like to try something. And when it is something sound related well that's pretty much nirvana right there. I had a delightful email from a company called x-mini asking me if I was interested in trialling their speakers for review. Was I ever!
So a Fed-Ex parcel arrived the other day containing 2 sets of the dinkiest little speakers I ever did see. And one set of them was HOT PINK.
They're actually called Capsule Speakers and even when we've been working at the hovel with no power I've been able to play music from them off my laptop. And trust me, cleaning is much more fun when you've got your own boom box in tow.

The one thing that annoyed me was that Husband promptly pilfered one set to take to use at work. But the awesome thing was that apart from the fact that the speakers themselves are ridiculously portable, they are actually really good. And Husband who considers himself somewhat of a sound connoisseur pronounced them "excellent."
So really this review has proved a bonus because my Christmas list has been simplified hugely. I fully intend to place an order for speakers for most family members this year.
Because they're just adorable.




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 It has been a rough week at Chez Seraphim. I’m fed up telling you about the latest family member to be STRUCK DOWN it's me! it's me! . Needless to say it was a welcome surprise when this DVD arrived from the kind people at Disney.
Now the deal in my house is that we don’t watch a whole lot of TV. And I am allergic to commercials. I was raised in a household where I didn’t have a TV until I was 11 deprived I know and when we did, we always turned the sound down on the adverts. In our case because we didn’t have remotes, this meant getting up to do it. I know. Seriously deprived!
In addition, I am pretty old fashioned when it comes to my kids viewing. I am not persuaded that TV viewing adds a great deal of value to their lives so I am judicious when it comes to letting them see various programmes. This leads to the inevitable tantrums as you can imagine, but I remind them that one day they will be old enough to buy their own, but until that day comes….
I digress
Mr Small was feverish and unwell earlier this week which means that all bets are off when it comes to my TV rules. So the arrival of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Choo-Choo Express was a delightful surprise.  In particular, as it was a DVD it meant no commercials which makes me very happy.
We sat together, happily snuggled on the couch watching it. It centres around the gang moving Easy Freezy Snow, a snow that never melts, even in the sun (I know!) and uses time-telling, reading a schedule, counting, and shape identification in the process. (This appealed to the teacherly side of me as you can imagine) I am a huge fan of learning through play and this DVD does that for sure. There is also a bonus episode, "Mickey's Big Job," and this finds Mickey and the gang heading up into the clouds to take care of Willy the Giant's farm, and includes counting and sorting by size. As well as this there is also an episode from “Handy Manny.”
Perfect for 2-6 year olds feverish or not and given the inclement weather these days it is a worthwhile addition to the family DVD library



As a child I loved reading. Nothing made me happier than curling up on my bed munching on a Granny Smith's apple and reading a book. Thanks to my parents, my tastes were broad and encompassing of all genres. They still are. I don't like Granny Smith apples anymore, and sadly, my time for reading is significantly diminished, but the love remains.
As a result I've always seen authors as my version of celebrities. They write stories! They get someone to like them and publish them. Ten years of English teaching has given me a great deal of insight into the (often) torturous process of writing that writers endure. And secretly I always hoped I could be one.
A couple of years I threw in a teaching job which was making me profoundly unhappy. I had a baby and started working from home working with kids in an environment which was infinitely happier, and better for me and my family. More recently I started writing articles. I'm also working on fulfilling a promise I made to one of my brother's at a Sydney pub last year about writing one chapter of a book this year.
What has stunned me is how extraordinarily supportive and encouraging the "writing community" is. I've had advice and guidance from anyone I've shyly asked. And I've been introduced to some really gifted and talented people along the way. Recently I read two books by people I "know" and who have both been amazingly generous with their encouragement.
Introducing Kylie Ladd and Mia Freedman.
For those of you who don't know, Ladd (in essays, I always get students to refer to their authors by their surnames because they don't know the author) is a prolific writer and novelist and is constantly commenting on my blog posts offering advice and encouragement.
Freedman is one of Australia's foremost journalists, columnist, author, blogger and media consultant and earlier this year very generously allowed me to be a guest poster on her website.
So recently, I read their books. I must admit I was really apprehensive about doing this because I worried I wouldn't like their books. I really admire these women and I didn't want it to change how I felt about them.
So how did it go?
Ladd's book "After the Fall" centres around 2 couples and how their worlds are shattered when infidelity is bought into play. Ladd constructed such vivid characters that it wasn't inconceivable for me to feel as if I may have known them in real life. Interestingly, whilst I didn't feel particularly warm towards any of the main characters, they were so utterly plausible I wasn't able to put the book down because I needed to know what happened to them next. I loved the way she created the minor characters in the text, as people I could relate to so completely. In my (vivid) imagination they were the roles I identified most closely with and could see myself as comforting the main characters at key points in the novel. I suspect, though I haven't asked her, that is exactly what she intended.
Ladd has a way with words, with language that makes me wildly envious of her. She is a Master crafts(wo)man in this respect. I kept making mental notes of words and phrases that will probably turn up in blog posts and articles for the next few months as a result!
It's a gripping book, and I was turning the page to finish it long after my bedroom light should have been turned out.
Freedman's book "Mama Mia" is a memoir. And let me say I am awed at how much she has crammed into it in such a short space of time. A few pages in I found myself scrambling for my notebook to jot down notes about what to do or not to do in pursuing my writing career.
Freedman is disarmingly honest and writes engagingly about her adventures and mishaps, on her climb up the ladder to becoming an Editor and her foray into television. At page 60 where she talks about freelancing from home writing for many of our glossies I must admit to a wild surge of envy. That, at the moment is my DREAM JOB. But Freedman makes me think its possible. I just need to hone my chutzpah. What I particularly loved was her honesty in acknowledging how motherhood irrevocably changed her viewpoints on certain issues. So much so she altered her career path. Freedman and I probably differ on alot of issues but I think we'd have a really enjoyable discussion about them anyway. Of particular poignancy for me was the story of her baby that she lost at sixteen weeks and delivered at nineteen weeks. Freedman writes about this time in a way that makes you ache for her grief and at the same time highlights that loss doesn't discriminate. For me the beauty of Freedman's memoir was that she is infinitely relatable and yet (for me at least) incredibly inspirational.

So I read these books. I then went and bought another copy of each of them. I did that because I think if you haven't read them already then you should!
If you'd like to win one, then after making sure you are a follower of my blog, leave a comment telling me what your favourite book was growing up.
I'll leave comments open and draw a winner on Friday.

ETA if you've already read these books I'd LOVE to hear what you thought of them too, so please leave a comment even if you aren't entering the giveaway :)



In the mid-1990s, I was an angst-ridden teenager, going through the grunge phase of my life. I had a low-life boyfriend, and my life revolved around the happenings in school. How would we buck the system today? Who was sleeping around? Who was doing drugs? Who had been in the unenviable position of arriving home at 1.30AM having thrown up half a bottle of peach schnapps, realising she'd



This post is about toothpaste. I know! Steady-as-she-blows! The topic of toothpaste can hardly be said to be cutting edge blog material, but I have made a discovery and I must share it.First I would like to cast our collective mind back through the green mists of time, to when I was a young chickadee. I have mentioned elsewhere on this blog that I suffered through extensive dental issues*



There's a common misconception about baseball players: that those who toiled before Andy Messersmith's monumental free agency ruling did so simply out of 'love of the game.' That because they didn't make millions of dollars, the players were happier and the game was simpler and more innocent. This couldn't be farther from the truth. The fact of the matter is that men played this game not because they loved it but because their skill at it allowed them to escape going down the mines, or puddling steel, or being farmers, or anything else.

Oh sure, there were those within the ranks who did love the game, but it's always been about making enough money to stave off the inevitable. Were it not about money then why did players like Satchel Paige jump mid contract for better pay? Why did guys like Koufax and Drysdale try to negotiate with O'Malley together? And what about John Montgomery Ward and the short-lived Players League? With rights came more access to money and with money came a few more years the average player (with no other sellable skill) could support his family. To suggest otherwise is to view the past through beer goggles.

Mike Shropshire's The Last Real Season presents just such a beer- (amongst other controlled substances) goggled view. Which is too bad, because it's an angle that feels out of place within an otherwise strong narrative. The book is an account of the Texas Rangers' mediocre 1975 season, told from the point of view of the sometimes drug user/definite alcoholic who also happens to be the Rangers' beat reporter from The Fort Worth Star-Telegram (Shropshire). It's an enjoyable, if somewhat predictable, everybody's-a-character, no-holds-barred tellin'-it-like-it-is diary from the same mold as Bouton's Ball Four and Lyle's Bronx Zoo. Since this was the mid-Seventies, it was also inevitable that Shropshire should riff his prose in a 'yeah I did it, so what?' Hunter S Thompson vein.

The only thing that holds this book back is its assertion that major leaguers from 1975 were 'having more fun' because they were getting paid squat (in comparison to post-free agency figures). Hogwash. According to the US Census for 1975, the average yearly salary for a man between 24 and 35 was somewhere around $11,500. Shropshire says that the average ballplayer salary in 1975 was $27,600. Though it seems like ballplayers weren't doing all that bad, remember that their salary was for only half the calendar year. And with many players not having much of a life outside of playing baseball, the off-season employment choices were most likely slim. So to suggest that players were anything less than obsessed with getting paid as much as possible for their services is ludicrous.

But like I said, if you disassociate the narrative from this angle, Shropshire's engaging off-the-cuff you-are-there style shines through. This should help The Last Real Season stand out from the current crop of anecdotal baseball biographies from the sport's former insiders. Having a raging, booze-fueled Billy Martin as one of its protagonists doesn't hurt, either.



The Last Real Season, by Mike Shropshire, comes out in May.
From Grand Central Publishing.



Resolutions are something I always make, and without fail I break them too. This year, I'm taking a different approach; one that is more in line with my new policy of not becoming overwrought with despair at the notion that I have once again not done something I said I would do for myself.This year, I am merely recommending to myself that I will follow certain new pathways to enlightenment.



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Spoiler Alert. If you are the only person alive yet to read The Da Vinci Code (I know, I'm exaggerating), then don't despair: it should take you about 5 mins to read and understand everything in there. Then you can get on with reading my review.*****************************Literary Interlude.I have read enough high quality fiction to know that The Da Vinci Code does not belong in that category