Everyone's seen The Breakfast Club. Some, more than others: some, maybe even eight or nine times. Some of us even own the soundtrack on CD.I want you to access the deep recesses of your mind: recall the scene in the library where the kids are an hour or two into the detention and Elizabeth Daily's classic "Waiting" plays over scenes of each character undertaking various activities in a vain

Spoiler Alert. If you are the only person alive yet to read The Da Vinci Code (I know, I'm exaggerating), then don't despair: it should take you about 5 mins to read and understand everything in there. Then you can get on with reading my review.*****************************Literary Interlude.I have read enough high quality fiction to know that The Da Vinci Code does not belong in that category