Tools are on sale everywhere this week so I am off to Bunnings to see whether I can pick up any of these buy-one-get-one-free bargains.

Crazy Dictator Tool with bonus Bodyguard tools.

Evil Lying Tools

Cosmetic surgery tools

Divorcing Tools

Ship Of Tools

WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING Tools.

There is still a but more room in Mr Woog's Toolbox this week.

Can you make any suggestions as to who we are still missing?