Isn't it wonderful that I have discovered my new style icon, right here in Australia! (no not you Lara - why are you still on the news tonight??)

Brynne Gordon-Edelsten.

Brynne is ahem 25 and hails from the States where she was a ahem fitness instructor. Her name also reminds me of what tuna is stored in when you buy it from Franklins.

"When I met her I felt she was very striking. When we had our first date we were going to see a show in Las Vegas and ... she touched me on the shoulder and it was almost like an electrical shock."

Thank you Dr Edelsten. Are you shocked that she married you??

As Sydney kicks off Australian Fashion Week, Brynne gave us another reason to smile (in awe, wonder, shock - you choose.) when she showed all those boring soap stars at the Logies who were wearing long gowns with one shoulder bare, how to rock the red carpet Vegas Style! Seriously - thank you Brynne. What is with all the beige dresses!!!Brynne was like a slutty little Santa's Helper - HURRAH!

Side note to all the lazy entertainment journo's out there, next year please refrain from using the phrases "glitz and glamour" "Who are you wearing?" and the dreaded "TVs night of nights'" If you do, I will hunt you down and give you a nipple cripple.

I feel drawn to Brynne because I too have made some fashion blunders. I too have put on too much bronzer and occasionally, my breasts will also escape the confines of a top. I too am 25. And a fitness instructor.

So when you are puzzled as to what to wear to an event, fear not! I have put together a style file that will assist you in pulling your looks together in a taste full, understated way, for any occasion. Thank me later.


Casual Brynne - throw it on to pick up the groceries or your husbands denture cleaner.



Royal Brynne - for when the invite comes from Buckingham Palace.


Hillsong Brynne - for a bit of a demure slant with a touch of slut.


Wedding outfit Brynne - for street papping opportunities you need to look your best.


Slutty Santa Brynne - applause all round. AND you look so comfy!


Picking up old man and going to the races Brynne - this one ticks all the boxes for Derby Day.


The look that started the phenomena Brynne - please send me my bra back, dry cleaned please!


So I have sent her a friend request on Facebook and will let you know (mum) whether she accepts. My plan is to go shopping with her for a new tracksuit.