Reasons why you should NOT have a joint email account with your husband....
Reason One: they send you sympathy texts about a job you didn't get, without knowing that you didn't in fact already know that you hadn't got the job, because YOU hadn't had time to read your email because you are too busy doing THEIR laundry after a blissful weekend away, and putting up the Christmas tree and writing Christmas cards with your children
Reason Two: then you phone them and ask them what are they talking about and all they tell you is to "read your email."
Reason Three: you read YOUR email and then phone them back to yell at them for telling you that you hadn't got the job.
Reason Four: Husband ends up bewildered, and you are left with an unquenchable longing for some seriously good cheesecake.
And that, dear friends is why you shouldn't have a joint email account with your husband.
Oh and I didn't get the job. Not even an interview.
But my daughter drew this. (Her interpretation of The Nativity)
It's what matters.
Really it is.
But feel free to send me some cheesecake.
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