There has been nearly a ticker-tape parade’s worth of commentary and appreciation for ‘The Return of the Baseball Mustache, Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Grow Some Goddamned Facial Hair.'
But I’m sorry—is the rest of the country blind? Pro athletes have had a passion for facial hair for the past three or four years. Have others already forgotten that Johnny Damon lived under a rock for an off-season and grew an Old Man in the Mountain, Father Time birdhouse beard? And have they not noticed the plague of the goatee that has spread across professional sports? I hold in my hand a stack of 59 cards, taken from 2006 and 2007 Topps, of players and managers sporting a sideless beard.
I, for one, am happy that the mustache is coming back. I was just watching Sean Penn in The Assassination of Richard Nixon and his character’s mustache comes to symbolize the pent-up desperation and aggression rattling around inside. What are baseball players if not vehicles for our vicarious expression of emotion? And hell, any college senior can tell you the goatee won’t help you score…unless you hang out at a Viennese coffee house, trading Marxist barbs and passing off variations on permanent revolution theory as your own with your fellow Trotskyites, or you have a card table on Telegraph Avenue in Berkeley and sell “Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For McGovern” bumper stickers. Then you need all the help you can get.
Lưu trữ Blog
-
▼
2007
(1403)
-
▼
tháng 7
(120)
- Platform Florida #10
- Breaking Up
- Consumer ratings
- Two Guys Named Moe
- Small(ish) Bug on Community Home (FIXED)
- The Ones That Got Away
- Today's Release
- Board Approves Swindle for Surrey Schools
- Skeptics, This Way Please
- 3rd Birthday: Stephen Fry TV Series update and NEW...
- Back in the Saddle
- A Hairy State of Affairs
- Immigrant's Baking Efforts Foiled
- Richard Leakey on DR Congo's Gorilla slaughters
- Playlist - 28th July 2007
- The Great Egg Race
- Baby gorilla Ndeze rescued after slaughter
- eTopps Cards That Never Were
- Summer Sunday
- Gorilla executions "senseless and tragic"
- Killer Dragons Relocated
- Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund Field News - July 2007
- Ben Sells Out, This Time For Real
- New Features...(PREVIEW)
- Seastorm
- Oil Spill in Vancouver Suburbs
- The Product Tax
- The (Long) Road to The Hall
- Why I'm Not Writing About The Website Outage:
- Kaikoura
- Family Portrait
- Turning Car Emissions Into Green Fuel
- A Herd of Goatees
- From work to vacation
- Playlist - 21st July 2007 - Baked Goods
- Question from Reader
- Fold-A-Plane!
- Willie "The Dupe" Dipkin
- The World's Top Green Cities
- Discussion Thread: Your Queue
- Discussion Thread: Friends - and Connecting to "St...
- Discussion Thread: 1/2 STARS
- Discussion Thread: Instant Watching
- The Death of The Great Global Warming Swindle
- Much Ado About Kimkins
- Heart Palpitations
- Fixing Up Reviews
- Cook With Cowgirl, Episode The Second
- Hating Life at EWR
- grasshopper whispered
- Darfur, Climate & Responsibility
- Michael O'Keeffe Reading: 7/19/07, NYC
- Save The Rhino Fundraiser - Final Week for donations
- Reader Pack Blogging: The Joys of Bait-n-Switch
- Our Community
- In the Public Interest
- Your Suggestions
- West Coast Road Trip, Part I — Seattle to San Fran...
- Topps Archives: The Commons
- Can
- Three Gorges Dam Videos
- Ninjas Are Cool. Are You a Ninja?
- Man Swims at the North Pole
- Stress Tests
- Here's Why
- Playlist - 14th July 2007 - Funkology
- Portal #2
- Free Stigma Brochure
- Product Development Insights
- Brazil green lights Amazon dams
- Back to normal...
- Thinking Blogger Award
- Today's New Features in Community
- The State of the Hobbyist
- Producing Solar Power Like Paper
- Passions
- The Fat Tax
- Dodos and Mammoths: The DNA Hunt
- Quest: Mountain Gorillas
- Backing up is important
- Iain Gardner Animations
- Sun Not Responsible for Global Warming
- Cleaning Out the Bookmarks
- Life Lessons
- A Message to Katherine, and Others
- Save the Whales
- Stephen Fry: Doctor Who Magazine #384
- Boeing Launches New Green Jet
- Portal
- Miss Live Earth? See the Highlights on MSN
- Ratings Data
- prof Oja-Aha & Assistent
- On A Clear Day
- Live Earth Draws 2 Billion Viewers, Breaks Interne...
- Activity That Belies My Girth
- Movie Privacy (the sequel to "Hiding Movies")
- What Do Collectors Want?
- Playlist - 7th July 2007
- Live Earth - Complete Viewing & Listening Guide
- COOL!! Jenson Button's F1 car now displaying our ...
-
▼
tháng 7
(120)