Ah Song of the CENTURY!



Kinda..see I don't know what it is, but my song that I have on cd, is different then all the song lyrics I can find....So the following is what I hear.



And then she Kissed her by Boa

The god of dreams,

sent me a sign,

and I felt homesick.

And from his point of vew, there was no rescue.

No single word, no single cry,

was sending sounding any lie

And then she kissed her, her only love, then she kissed her.

And then she missed her, her only love.

And then she kissed her, her only love and then she kissed her.

And then she missed her, her only love.

Her lonelyness, her fury, her *somethingsomethingtooo*

Her influence on me was like hilarious.

My father, my brother, were teaching me of tragedy.

And then she kissed her, her only love and she kissed her.

And then she missed her, her only love.

Get in touch with me. Get in touch with me.

No single word, no single cry, and far too soon and far too late.

And then she kissed her, her only love and she kissed her.

And then she missed her, her only love.

And then she kissed her, her only love and then she kissed her.

And then she missed her, her only love.

And we feel homesick And we feel homesick.

*really quiet like*

And then she missed her..and then she missed, and then she missed her...



If anyone can get the one part I'm missing, or knows how to fix it up, I'll give them hugs and and and something...







r, she missed her then she missed her*



I am blogging my day accounts, as told to Katarina before she had to depart.



Well I started it out by fighting some ninja's who were trying to get my cat. I gave them a punch here, a jab there, eventually they were so scared they ran away, leaving a very nice Ninja outline-hole in my wall. After I plastered up the hole I went out to find my long-lost-buttotallyevil-sister, Spoons. Yesterday you see, Spoons and I had been on this parade float. I liked the float, cause Santa was there and Santa is totally my homey-G. See, the problem was that Spoons really didn't want to be on the float anymore, and so one day, she killed all the Emu's on the float and fed Santa to the angry, and very hungry elves. I was very upset with Spoons so I took out my nose-gun, and blew her away. I also blew up the whole down-town of December, and a McDonalds. Sadly, I couldn't remember who I was for a whole thirteen minutes and Spoons got away and joined the navy. So today, after regaining my memory, I went looking for Spoons. Course then I got sidetracked by the pretty, pretty Ron doll that I got for Christmas. I spent many an hour putting his shoes on, and then off again. Yeah, that was great. Remember? Remember when it was great? Yeah that was great. Then I went on the computer for a little while and tried to find some song lyrics. I couldn't find the lyrics in my alloted time and sank into a very deep pile of jelly. Yup yup. Purple Jelly. I went a little crazy there you see, and grew these like, dog ears on my head. Then my one true love, the Ron doll, died. I was heartbroken but also very angry. I thought that the Ron doll had betrayed me, seconds before it had died, and so I stuck myself to a pile of laundry. I sat on that pile of laundry for a many of minutes before a stuffed Teddy bear came and freed me. Turns out, the Ron doll's spirit went into the Teddy bear, and Ron hadn't betrayed me at all! I was really happy but instead of acting nice to the teddy bear, I made fun of his tail. He didn't like me very much..he ran away then, and I think I heard him mumble something about Ranma..or something.. It was then that I decided to go on walk. Outside of the house I found all these balls. Inside were all these interesting creatures. I thought hey, I might as well use them for weird purposes and started battling my neighbors who also had the odd creature living inside balls things. We battled for minutes and minutes until both our creature thingys were so tired that they blew up. Then I came home and went on the computer. On the computer, I got sucked in to this odd world where everyone thought I was someone else. Some thought I was "Amy of the Wired", some "Amy of the not Wired" and so forth. I was really confused and the guys with laser pointers taped to their heads didn't help much. It was about then that the world became very purple and black liney squiggly-like. Soon, I woke up lying a top a very, very nice bed.

I was just getting comfy when Gandolf came in. He seemed very cross about a ring I seemed oh have lost or something. I shrugged and told him that the ninja's probably stole it. I got out of bed and told him that I would go and get the ring if he'd just let me pass. It was then that he pulled out a long staffy like thing and screamed that I shall not pass. Tis then I pointed and yelled "OH LOOK! A BANANA!" Gandolf looked and I walked past him. Straight into Dumbledore. I apologized immediatly and hugged him, telling him Rowling better not make his character evil or dead, or she'd be meeting with an unhappy Amy. Dumbledore smiled and patted me on the head, and told me I had better get going or I was going to miss the great feast. I walked through the common house swifly and walked right by Harry and Ron. They seemed to be busy with work, mumbling something about "Losing a bet, coming off worse in a fight", so I decided not to bother them. I walked through some very large doors and stumbled into a scary looking room that was very dark. In the corner of the room however, was a mirror. I decided to check how my hair was looking and took a gander in the mirror. There, standing on the other side was...My one true love. I bowed to my one true love and carried on my journey. I decided to go see Hagrid, considering he was a very nice fellow. I walked outside and was startled to find a very nice sword in the ground. I picked up the

sword and was immediatly put into a battle with some short short bishounen. I giggled at their double bellybuttons and was on my way once more. This time, on my travels, I was met by a blonde girl who weilded a stake. The blonde girl looked at me oddly and I glanced down at my sword. I shrugged. "Ghost hunters always have swords," I said matter-o-factly. She smiled and I arched an eyebrow at her stake. "I'm making a really little fence," the blonde responded, then she skipped off. I decided then, that travelling really wasn't a good idea and sat down to take a breather. It was then that a tall man, with a distiguished profile, and a petite red head, came walking by. They didn't seem to notice me, as they stood and talked right infront. "Cmon Scully, you're cellmate's name is going to be Large Marge...She reads a lot of Gertrude Stein?" The man said. The red head didn't seem to impressed. "Mulder...don't get mud everywhere. This is my room." The man then started to singing the Shaft song. I, slightly terrified now, ran as fast as I could. I wasn't sure how long I ran, but while running a thought occured to me. Life is like a box of chocolates. It has it's ups, it's downs, it's vanilla, it's gross grape, but when you get right down to it, it's all about the Squids. I stopped running then and came to walk beside an Ogre. I turned to the Ogre and said "You know Ogre, I think Amy's are a lot like cakes, we have layers you see.." The Ogre blinked at me and started to mumble something about onions. I wasn't sure what he was talking about, and his Donkey friend didn't either so I closed my ears and said LALALA.

It's then that I found myself at home. I logged onto the internet and saw that Katarina was online. I said hi, and she said Hi, and I started talking about my day. Later on, I went to blogger and blogged. My blog went like this... "I am blogging my day accounts, as told to Katarina before she had to depart.

Well I started it out by fighting......"



Happy Channukah Krista!



I've decided that I really do like NSync. They're the best. And that JC? Whoa, he's definitely good enough for Zalina. Who by the way, is far cooler than me. *nods*



I better go before Am- um, someone kills me. Bye!



HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!



Merry Christmas to Meg, Megan, Heidi, Jamie, Katarina,Christine, Sarah, Matt, Mike, Dan, Candace, Gerrad, and anyone I all of a sudden forgot!



Happy Eid(sp) to Speller! I don't care if it's over it's still going on my heart...Really!



HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES ANYTHING AND EVERTYHING!

Spread Joy, Spread Love, Spread Saliva, Spread ALL!





8:04 AM BLOG!



Ah, lets see what to blog about.

*thinks*

I had a shower! Whoo and a hardy hooo!

Oh I can share about my dream!

I had the weirdest dream last night! Okay, I was at school and was selling all my old toys to make enough money to buy Christmas presents. It was 3:04PM and Megan said "Okay we better go to the van." And I said "Yup! Just give me a minute more, I have to sell a couple more toys." And off I ran to the gym. I finished selling my toys, and got a whopping $40.00! Then I decided to go to Christine's locker..I'm not sure why...Anyhoo, I was in the stairwell with the windows? Uh no the big one, but the one down the hall from Christine's locker? Anyways, Speller was with me and I said "Oh Shoot I better hurry!" And I smashed the window and stood on the ledge. Speller looked at me like "Uh..What?" and I explained "Oh don't worry, I'm a ghost hunter, all ghost hunters can fly silly head." Then I thought 'Wait..when was the last time I flew?' So I then stepped down from the window and raaaaan as fast as I could to Megan's van. It was 4:00 by this time and Megan and her family were still waiting for me! AHHH! I felt so horrible for making them wait that I got out of the van and started running home. Then I woke up. Stupid dreams! I woke up feeling soooo guilty! Dah well, I better actually go wait for the van now! Or else it'll all come true! Cept the flying part. I can fly.































Grrr arugh



Blogthis better work! Or I'll blog that!



8:04 AM BLOG!

What? I couldn't say Morning Blog! That'd make me a biter.



Look at me! I'm blogging in the morning! Aren't I a good little blogger-girl? Aren't I?

Uh uh..Not much to blog about actually...I have the 12-minute run to do in like..*thinks* 25 minutes. Grrr, I can't wait until it's over. And I'm all red faced like my old grade 7 teacher. Good times, good times...Er.. Good future times...I'm gotta go now though, Megan and Co. are coming to get me..drive me to school. They're the bestestestest! And I don't care what you say Megan! You guys are never late, always exactly on time. Eeps better run I better!!!!!



Bonjourno!



Happy Birthday Heidi!



Heidi is now old too!! I'm so proud of her! A lot of people were saying she wasn't going to age this year. What with the alien living inside her left ear, but look at her now! She's Sweet 16!

I met Heidi last year..At first I knew her only as Sarah's friend who thought I was Meg. Soon I learned that she was super cool! Math class people, math class. Tis the place people come together! I went to math class one day, and then I was sick for a whole week. And Heidi, the doll that she is, sent me a note home telling me how to do the work and wishing me well. Right then I knew I wanted to be her friend...And now I am! Happy Birthday Heidi! You're the best!



Better go...the natives are restlesss...











Ahoy!<--- That means hello!



Happy Birthday Katarina!!!!



Katarina is now old! Well ya know, old compared to say..Heidi. And skin cells.

Oooh I just had a revelation. I knew Katarina when she was 12 years old! *sniffle* I have all these memories with her! Like sitting under the tree everyone sat under at lunch. Playing catch with apples. Playing catch with footballs, baseballs, tennis balls, bouncy balls...We were very ball oriented...Wait that sounded wrong.. *shrugs*

When I first met Katarina I thought "She seems nice...really quiet though.." Since I met her in track and field class and she just sorta stood their nodding and smiling. I remember walking home with her and going to the park and swinging on the swings...And then the hysterical laughing...Katarina's the best!



Ahh if I don't blog this! It won't be her birthday soon!



Ahoy!<--- That means hello!



Happy Birthday Katarina!!!!



Katarina is now old! Well ya know, old compared to say..Heidi. And skin cells.

Oooh I just had a revelation. I knew Katarina when she was 12 years old! *sniffle* I have all these memories with her! Like sitting under the tree everyone sat under at lunch. Playing catch with apples. Playing catch with footballs, baseballs, tennis balls, bouncy balls...We were very ball oriented...Wait that sounded wrong.. *shrugs*

When I first met Katarina I thought "She seems nice...really quiet though.." Since I met her in track and field class and she just sorta stood their nodding and smiling. I remember walking home with her and going to the park and swinging on the swings...And then the hysterical laughing...Katarina's the best!



Ahh if I don't blog this! It won't be her birthday soon!

















So little to say, so much to type..



I'm working on my essay! I hate this essay....sooo much that I'm pretty sure I will soon snap and destroy a small child. *looks at Adam* Hmm maybe not Adam, he made me pancakes...



Uh uh..I like my brother's t-shirts! I wear them, and I make them look good...

Crappity crap crap, crappity crap crap, look at Amy type!

Crappity crap crap, crappity crap crap, what she write sure bites!



*bows* I'd like to thank the academy, and the bears. Ooh and Jamie's online! Let us all cheer! *lets us all cheer*



Oh to update all in my housing situation.

Currently, the place i now live in we are being kicked out of. The family upstairs wants to live in the basement and rent out the top for more money, nuts to us they say. Well we have until the end of January to find a new place...after moving in last Friday...

One would think I'd be angry about this, but in reality, I'm not really shocked by anything anymore. I'm Zen. I am so freaking Zen it's scary. I'm Zen until you piss me off, then watch yourself. I'm all threatening now, with my Drug Hat! Oooh the place next door is being rented out, but first it's being fixed up...Fixed up to have a bedroom with it's own bathroom..It's only 50 dollars more than the place now....It's MINE! I will have the room with the bathroom! And I will often run water, just for the hell of it. Yes, that's right, I said hell. I am growing, I am maturing, and I am going to work on my essay so my teacher loves me!































Ooh! Another happy note!

Harry Potter tomorrow!!!!



And and....I have the best friends in the world.





I will get you Voldermegan!



Ok, on a happier note!



Yesterday, I got home and felt pretty...Fehish.

Then my dad handed me a present and said "Jamie's presents came!"

We openeded em up and all ooohed and aahed and very much with the sadness that Jamie's not here, but with the happiness that she was here! And and Thank you Jamie so much! You're the best American Scum ever!!! EVER!!!!!



Ooooh! *angry oooh*



I was just on the bus with the most....most...evil woman ever!!!

She was talking to the bus driver, about her sister or something, when I got on the bus. So anyways, she started saying how her sister was as tall as her, but a lot more wider. And she then went on and on about how she has to starve herself and she always monitors how much everyone in her family weighs. By this point I was really wishing I had sat farther back on the bus.

So anyways, the bus driver was talking back to her all nice like and asked if she had any grandkids yet.

I don't remember how (a very cute red headed teenaged boy came on the bus at that point), but they started talking about how she once knew this guy who said he was gay, but then later on married a woman. And she said "I really don't think people are born like that, it's just a psychological thing. With the right therapy no one would be like that." The bus driver said how it is just the way some people are he supposes. The lady said "My son has no problem with them either! I swear, he's probably gay too!" The bus driver seemed kinda ticked at that and said "Well, there weren't as many people like that when we were kids, so now that it's more or less accepted in society, just because your son says he's ok with it, doesn't mean he's gay." The lady got all huffy at that point and said how she would just never accept it.

*sighs* I so wanted to beat her! She was sooooo stupid! With her stupidness! And I really, really tried to not listen to them, but I was right near the bus driver. Grrrrrr I disliked her so much. I hope she gets attacked by earwigs! At least ten!



Dah well, I feel better for venting.





































HHTTF16OBSNTGOAWTMAHPMWHFIOBATT!!



I'm far too excited about the Harry Potter movie...I'm practically shaking with anticipation!

Oooh Speller! I gave my mom the cookies and she just about had a fit! She went on and on about it...She loves you to peices! I'm saying now incase I don't get to call you! *cheers for you*

Oh..And she wouldn't share.

I had a great day! I sometimes can't get over how cool everyone is!

Oh and Megan, thank you for the bus money..And the chasing me...It did mean a lot that you cared so much....Made me all warm and happy on the inside...Like cookies! *glares at Mom*



*giggles* Today after school, Katarina and I went to our old school. It was sooo funny! First of all, Mrs. Macdonald, the old principal, recognized me..not for the award I won though, from the writing contest I won..She's so weird. *laughs* And we saw Miss Fink!(can't member how to spell it fer sure)...And Mr. Lorentz! He's so cool, but I don't think he remembered us...They didn't recognize Katarina, cause she aged. Good ole my face though, gonna stay the same...FOREVER!



I love the Buffy Musical! I've watched the tape like...eighty times..and listened to my soundtrack(Thanks Megan!) a gazzillion! I now know all the lines...It's scary...I can remember like 9 songs..but not my locker combo.



*sighs heavily*

The X-Files, as I knew it, is officially dead. I know, I know, it sucked last year..I know I know, it sucked even the year before that...But I held on people...I tried to keep my favourite show alive in my heart. But people...it's utter, utter crap now. Ok. Imagine a tv show you really love...Now take away your favourite character..make all the other characters act totally out of character...Have a story line that's boring and you have the X-Files. *sigh* My only hope for the show is Scully. Cause she's my hero and I can't give up on her...She means to much to me...That sound so wrong. Oh..And Doggett and Skinner love each other. Only part of show that makes any sense.



























































I'm a proud member of HHTTF16OBSNTGOAWTMAHPMWHFIOBATT!!



(The Heidi Has To Take Friday the 16th Off Because She Needs

To Get Out And Watch The Much-Anticipated Harry Potter Movie With Her

Friends Instead of Babysitting ALL The Time)





















Ever have one of those days that is full of happiness and not so...happiness....? Er.



I have the best friends in da world. *nods* So all day, I kept thinking about how wonderful my friends are, but then, I'd think about how a certain somebody is so mad at me. Huh.



Oh, and I don't think I'm smart Dan, I know I'm smart. I don't remember telling Candace that you weren't talking to me, and uh, hello? You aren't talking to me. I ran out of that classroom because I was very, very, upset. It wasn't specifically against you, I was just upset about hitting Gerrad in the head. And you came into the classroom saying "I can't believe you did that." Nice. Yeah. I'm going to call you. Why? Because.



I really like the Buffy songs. That is all.



This just in!



Speller likes her Buffy doll a little toooo much..



Speller: "She's such a good dancer.."



Amy: "Stupid Amy."



I'm blogging.



Go me.



Anyhoo....What's new in my life? Well, I have nothing to complain about, so really I don't have a lot to blog about. I'm going on a field trip tomorrow. I'm very excited because I get to go with my friends! Plus Psych is really interesting to me, and even though we're going to learn about people with mental problems, it'll still be really cool. Oooh and at lunch tomorrow, we're going to eat somewhere where we've never eaten before...I don't know where that is.. but we can't eat at like, McDonalds or stupid A&W. Why? Cause Mr. Casement brought up a very good point that if we go to DownTown TORONTO, we can't eat at a local food place. Because how often do we get to go somewhere different? Plus China Town is like, right there, we have to visit there. Mr. Casement said that if we eat at McDonalds, that shows how local we are. I don't want to be local! I'm from OTTAWA!!!!! Go Senators!

Speller claps loudly!



Hehe, today me and Mike had a hair touching game! It was very fun except he's far better at the game than me. Maybe because I have longer hair.



I hurt my hand. Owwie...



What's new pussy cat? Woahwoahwhoahhhh! That song's so wrong. Heheheeheeh...Maybe it's just me that's wrong...Yes, I think it is. *nods*

BUFFY ATTACKED ME!!!!! She's either sawing my arm...or.....doing other things to my arm....Eww it's pointy!



Anyways.....I'm at Speller's house. Why? Because after school I always go to someone's house. Why? Because I'm a moocher.. *sniffle*...Thanks Speller....What I was gonna say, was because I don't want to go home to do dishes.

It's 4:33 PM. I'm like the dog that hears the whistle. Go Me!



Speller's on the phone. Wwwatch this....



That was fun!!!!! I'm gonna do it again.



I hurt Speller's toe!! BAD ME!

I am sooooo eeeeevil.



Speller said "One day, you're going to be on the phone with Heath Ledger and ooooh watch me go!"

*high fives self*

Did you know that clapping, is actually high fiving yourself over and over? Oh Speller she's so kooky.



Mike is giving Speller his whole old uniform! He's such a trooper! Cause now at work, he's gonna be naked. Speller said "Whoohooo.." Oh she's funny....Smelling...HAHAH wipe out! Dunudnunun nunun!



See, I just ranted but I deleted it. But Speller said one word I made was funny so I'm gonna say it!



SKANKISM! Yay! Go Me! Toby is evil.



*waves* Hi Jamie! Like she reads this....I can say anything I want about her!! Oooh my mom still says Shut up like Jamie did, or does.. Tis very funny! I laugh, and laugh. I am wearing two different socks! I wear them like everyday...Not the same socks, different ones... that don't match. Shut up Speller! Making fun of my saying like. Buffy dances like a ho! Ho!







I'm done.





























































































Like Toby and Damien!



I'm at Meg's house!!!

Yes that's right, I faced the outside world, with it's many cars and people with scooters and the evil, evil children!!!!!!





Meg's mom's hair is nice!!!!



Blog means throw up!!!!



I learn so much here!!



Heath Ledger is cool!



Oh and we need someone to cater the wedding. I'm thinking Pogo's, Cupcakes and fish.

Oooh! And Meg wants whale blubber!!



Your all DORKS!!



*giggles and runs off with a small hedgehog*





I want to see a Knight's Tale!! MEEEEEEG!



Stupid blogger hates me! I swear it does! Or it's my crappy computer. Either way really.



Ah today was a very fun day!

Me and Meg went on an adventure!

We braved the Salvation Army, didn't get herpies, Meg spat out poisoned coke, and I found my dream Ron.



Oh and for everyone's information, I wasn't dirty minded at all. And not in the gutter. Thank You.



I get to go to Meg's house tomorrow yay!!!!!



And I"m talking to Jamie! And Speller! My night can't get better.

I want a Ron doll. Sadly, they're 20 dollars. 20 dollars I don't have. Stupid money! Oooh and I'm a lid stealer! So beware and watch your lids.



Umm.....That's all.



*runs away and high fives all the front people*

























Finally!!! I tried to blog aaalll weekend! I swear I did! But everytime I got into blogger, and then into my blog it would go all wonky and netscape would close. My computer + Me = HATE!



Anyhoo, I'll post all the posts that I have in wordpad tomorrow, cause frankly I'm tired and can't be bothered.



Today, today, what happened today....Oh yes! ya know the old saying you learn something new everyday? I learned about, oh, twenty things. Most things I'm not allowed to blog about. First off, I'm so happy people trust me enough to tell me things. *smiles all giddy like*, second off Meg is really really funny after four glasses of Coke! Whooo!



Oooh ya know who I love learning about? Myself. I know that sounds all shallow, but really everyone wants to know more about thems selves. I know this because of all those self tests out there, shrinks, and why people like to talk about themselves. I think I just like learning about myself cause I'm always on the road of self improvement. It's a long, long road. :)

Anyhoo....Field Hockey game tomorrow! Let's hear it for not playing! I reckon if I'm loudest, maybe I'll get some award for "Best little Trooper" or sumthin.



Question of the Day: Is it possible to care too much about your friends? Ponder mon amies, ponder.





































I'm watching Buffy!



It's the one where Xander makes everyone in Sunnydale fall in love with him.

*sniffle* Cordy was wearing the necklace! She loves Xander! WHY!!!!



Anyhoo, I'm cold. Field Hockey practise today. Out. Side. It was sooo cold, and I was in my shorts. I know, I know, stupid Amy. We lost yesterday's game btw. Buffy doesn't have a puppy! Xander as bait! Do you see how easily distracted I am? Do you? Do you? Ooh! Buffy hitting on Xander.



Oh poor Xander, being all stripped by Buffy. Oooh look Amy! In not Rat form! How I miss thee. OOh think if Amy doens't stay on Buffy, she'll go to Angel? She's blonde, it has possibilities. He doesn't have a witch. Even though Angel and Willow had an affair last year, which was hidden by her affair with Riley. *wipes away invisible tear* Good times!



Hmmm blogging. Willow's a whore! WHORE!!! *giggles* Buffy was soooo good last night! Mucho greatness!! Buffy was all funny, Willow was all evil, Xander was all avoiding, Anya was mostly annoying, Tara was filler, Spike was cute, Dawn was there, and Giles was......the greatest artist in the world.....EVER!!!



It always makes me laugh seeing Harmony as a human. She was sooo evil. All the ladies love Xander. Hehe they're looking him up and down! Tius sooooo great!! I love buffy the show. More than the X-Files. I know I know, I'm shocked too.



Giles! I love Giles. He's smart, he's funny, he has an english accent! And he's gone. Stupid new buffy!!!

Megan!! Megan is the best!! I'm gonna eat her SKIN!



Oh Xander, so cute!

But not really. See! I'm under the spell! Darn Amy da Rat and her powers. Don't open up the rain coat!!!



I play Field Hockey tomorrow, wanna bet I don't actually play? So what is Amy getting out of being on a team where she doens't play, and basically sucks at? I'm thinkin there's gonna be Pizza Party at the end of the season, and plus I made a couple friends on the team. Tis all good people, tis all good. Uh...I'm gonna tell Megan she has no feet. Let's wait for her response. *waiting*



Megan: I don't?!?!?!?!

Megan: OMG!



*waits for Megan and watches them try to catch Buffy the Rat!



OZ!!!!!!!!!!! I love Oz! There's my love for Oz!! He hit Xander, cause he loved Willow. I love Oz. Did I mention that? I wish Oz was on the show. Or here. Hmmm here...Oz! OZ! I can't get enough of Oz. He's sooo cute. So beautiful.

AH! WILLOW! She's got an Ax. Oooh, I could so recap for MBTV. Not well, but I could. Stop laughing I could.



Oz is so little and cute! And little and cute!

JOYCE! Hehee! Angel! Wouldn't have been funny if Angel had loved Xander? Like how he loves Wesley. Eep! Mom's got gidget. Now it's on baseball.

Stupid baseball. Why won't you be over!! GO Seatle! Sure they lost today, they're still good! My fingers are still numb from stupid practise. What's sad is only like, 8 people showed up.

Oz is still looking for Buffy! He was so nice! So Oz! Buffy is naked!

Naked! Oz is so nice though. Spell is almost broken! AH AN AX! See, this is Willow being evil. So we get use to it.

Oh Oz, so cute. Xander loves Cordy! Too cute.

Gonna make rice!





















































































































Blogging from Speller's house! Ooh the excitement.



Attention all you Amy Sport's Fans: We're going to an away game tomorrow! Whoo right? But no. The coach said today "We have to win tomorrow. So, what we're going to do is play all our strong players for the whole game." Know what that means? Amy get's to cheer! Hooray! Mayfield.



I like milk, but only at different people's houses. I'm not weird! Speller only likes Ringolos from Gerrad, not Christine. Cool (I put Kewl at first, then Speller yelled at me! Then, I remembered once, when I was talking to Jamie and I spelt it Kewl, she said it was too Gangsta.) eh?



Hehe, after practise today I tried REALLY hard to get invited to Megan's house because her house is very fun (no funner then Spellers). I followed Megan's sister, Julie, around but to no avail. Hehe, I tried.

Buffy ROCKS!



JC doesn't.



It's 5:39! Oooh Jamie mentioned me on her blog! Very happy! Harry Potter!



Speller has a backpack! YAY! I CUT MY HAIR! Well, not me really. Someone else. I call her mom. Last night at around, seven thirty I asked her if she'd trim my hair, cause I hate having it so long. So she said "No! I don't want to! There's too much pressure!" But I convinced her. Anyhoo, about half way through the trim, I heard a loud snip, and my mom said "Oh crap!" Then my brother said "MOM! What did you do!" And then my mom had to cut way further to even it out. Hence my new hair. But, I really, really, really wanted it this short anyways so tis all good! Many people said it was nice! YAY!

I think it kinda looks like Amelia's from Slayers. Which is good, cause she's good! BOOYA!



Am I trying to get Heidi's attention with my anime talkage? I don't know.



it'sareallygoodshow. CHARGE.



























































eh? No, not really.



I loved CC.



I'm watching a movie with Mel Gibson!



*swoon*



I'm blogging from inside school!!!!

I'm such a rebel! I'm supposed to be looking for Thanksgiving stuff! Eeep I'm so scared.



The teacher's coming!!!



Hehe I told you Meg I'd blog everytime I was on a computer!



Hi Dan! *incase your online*



Cause she said she was going there now....



I wanted my blog to be inviting. The pointing Lain could be intimidating to youguns. Especially one's whose name rhymes with Blamey.



Hi Fireflychan!



Behold! I have the second most beautifulest blog in da world! *nothing beats Lucas*



THANKS MEG!!!!!!! Da bestestest friend a computer-stupid friend could have! Yay! Best. Blog!



Me love, me love, me love, me love,me love, me love.



Ta da! Beautiful!



Meg: Am I ever gonna finish with Amy's blog?

Carter: Why are you asking ME? I'm just a minion.

Meg: *turns to Rukura* Am I ever---

Rukura: Minion.

Meg: Cam?

Cam: Minion.

Meg: MEG?!

Meg: Yeah, you will eventually finish with Amy's blog.

Meg: Thanks.

Amy: *reads this and is afraid*



Yes. Y'all think LONG AND HARD ABOUT THAT.



Maybe if I post something random, THEN publish, my tweaks will show up.

*Meg daydreams about Firefly*

Okay then.



The layout is pretty much done. Just tweaking. *tweaktweak*



And I try again.



Meg still. I'm still playing with this.... it's really messed up no da.



Please work. PLEASE PLEASE WORK!



AGAIN, DAMMIT!



Meg again. Work! WORK!



Meg here, testing the new layout. IF IT WANTS TO WORK THAT IS. T__T



Ya know what? I only have like, 100 blogs to my name....That's so pathetic.



Ya know what I wish?

I wish everyone said exactly what was on their minds. That would clear up so many things for me right now.



Ah, latest Search Engine Hits.



"rhymes with amy": Uh...Lamey, Gamey, Samey, Tamey.

"that mean's i love you": What means you love me? Was it the orange juice? Huh?

"adult funny stuff": Let's all hope this somehow involved a clown.

"+fun +funny +blog": Aww, that's

"Post-Modern Prometheus": Yes..That is the name of my blog..

"friends mom blew me": Ewwwwww. When did I ever say that?

"post modern prometheus": Again, yes, that's the name of my blog.

"funny gang names": Hipcat! Snoop Wuffly Snuggles! See, I'm good with the gangstah names.

"studmuffin": I said studmuffin? That doesn't sound like me.....Heath Ledger is a studmuffin though.

"post-modern music": So like...Music that's post to modern music? Alrighty...

"amers": You called?

"hot tub amy": Again? Dude, I told you the first time, I'm not getting in their with you...



Real Name: Amy

Nickname: Amers, Amarino, and 'That girl'

Birthday: September 27

Brothers or sisters: Adam, and Askem.

Zodiac sign: Libra

Color of hair: Brown

Color of eyes: Blue

Height: No idea. Taller than a bread box though.

Shoe Size: Size 10.

Do you care about the way you look?: I do. Sometimes. Not as much as I used too.

Do you get tanned?: Kinda, sorta. Maybe.

Do you have big ears?: Never thought about it. No though.

Do you have contacts or glasses?: Glasses. My ma wants me to have contacts but I'm happy with glasses.



HAVE YOU EVER...

Kissed someone: No.

Been in love: Since love is a two way thing, no.

Been so drunk you blacked out: Never.

Kept a secret from everyone: Only my thoughts.

Set a body part on fire: Never.

Had an imaginary friend: For like two seconds. I just wanted one cause my cousin did. Mine liked to sit on the top of McDonalds.

Called or seen a psychic: No, but in grade six I really wanted to call one of those free ones.

Ever cried at a chick flick: Tonnes of times.

Found a cartoon character attractive: I use too.

Ever at anytime owned a New Kids on the block tape: No.

Had sex: Well, since I haven't kissed anyone, that would be so very wrong.

Been on stage: A few times.

Been in a car accident: Only one.



DO YOU...

Wear eye shadow: Never in my entire life.

Have a dog: Sadly no. But I kinda want one. Though, I probably wouldn't be a good dog owner.

Want a tattoo, and where: I don't really want one. But if I did it would be on my shoulder, and it would be the whole world.

Have any regrets: I regret keeping things to myself and have them fester.

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Naw.

Have a crush: Yes indeed.

Do you have a best friend: A couple actually.

Do you have a best online friend: I'd have to say I do. *waves at JHeaton*

Who do you go to for advice: My mom, and Speller.

Who knows all your secrets?: Secrets? Hmm, no one really.

Who do you cry with: Who ever is around.



DO YOU BELIEVE IN...

God/Devil: Yup.

Yourself: Lately, YES!

Your friends: Oh with everything. They are my world.

Love: Most of the time.

Destiny: Kinda.

Signs: There are some signs I listen too, and some signs I ignore. So maybe...

The Closet Monster: Yes. The Closet Monster is a very good friend of mine.

One person for everyone?: Nope.



AM I A...

Wuss: Yup, most of the time.

Class Clown: In class? Nooooooo. With my friends? I try.

Goodie 2 Shoes: Yup.

Dreamer: I use to be.

Drunk: I may act it, but I'm not actually drunk.

Slut: Well, Speller says I am. But no, not really.

Freak: Not really. I'm just special.

Bitch: Sometimes, depends what you did.

Angel: Sometimes, depends what you did.



THIS OR THAT...

Paper or Plastic: Latex.

Deaf or Blind: Deaf. Learning sign language would be so much easier.

Truth or Dare: Truth.

Night or Day: Very late at night, or very early in the morning.

Beavis or Butthead: Butthead, cause butthead and buttmonkey are very similiar.

Ocean or Pool: Never been to the ocean. So, bath tub.

Cake or Pie: pie.

Chocolate or Vanilla: Rockey Road.

Cats or Dogs: Both.

Love or Lust: Both.

Pancakes or French toast?: French toast.

Bitter or Sweet: Sweet.

Silver or Gold: Gold

Smoker or Nonsmoker: Nonsmoker.

Diamonds or Pearls: Diamonds.

Hugs or Kisses: Hugs, but then I have no experience with the other.

Bacon Bits or Croutons: Ewww. Give me gummi bears.

Shaken or Stirred: Shaken.

Taco or Burrito: Pogo.

Complex or Simple: Both.

Armageddon or Independence Day: Independance Day. Will Smith rocks.

Batman or Superman?:Superman! Dean Cain is one very cute man. Very cute. Very, very cute.

Nacho Cheese or Cooler Ranch: Uh...Triscuit!

Sun or Moon: It hurts to stare at the Sun...

X's or O's: X's. O's always win.

Ice crushed or cubed: Crushed.

Showers or Baths: Showers, but I don't really like either one.



Speaking of friends, John Heaton? Where are you? I haven't spoken to you for almost two weeks! You haven't written a journal entry since my birthday, and you're never online. You've disapeared.

Email me buddy, files_x_2000@yahoo.com Drop me a line so I know everything's ok. I hope everything's ok with you're family and your job and such. Miss you tonnes! hoep to hear from you soon.



I'm gonna do little blog entries in a row, cause it's easier then posting a whole bunch at once. don't look at me like that, it is. It is!



Anyhoo, best time at Megan's house! Speller was there, and Dan and Megan! Three very cool people! If only Heidi was too! We went in the woods, and there were ghosts and I scared Speller! I was the one who said "Ya know in the movies, when everyone has their attention in one area, the thing ends up..." Hehehe She jumped around sooooo fast. It was beautiful. I love my friends. So much. I think, right now, my friends are the biggest priority in my life. I just miss them when I'm not with them, and I think bout them when I'm not with them. And when I'm with them that's when I have the most fun.



I'm 17! I'm 17!

I'm terribly happy with being 17!



Oooh I have the bestestest friends in da world. I got the nicest presents, ranging from stickers all the way to inflatible chairs! Oooh! And on my birthday, last thursday, my field hockey team and I won 4-1! I'm so proud! I can't play all too well, but just being on the team rocks! Especially when they win.

I had the best Friday last week! I got to live at Megan's house again! Honestly, I really think her family is going to hate me soon. Or adopt me. Hmmm I could be in their family! I wanna be in their family! Oh I so do! Hmmmm....Dan got a job! Yay for Dan! Hip hip! Hoorey



Ah, I had the best weekend ever! I lived at Megan's house! No, I did. I went to her house after school on Friday, and stayed there until eleven PM last night. Her poor, poor family. I ate their food, used their computer, used their tv, bugged their daughters, and stole a keyboard. Ah, but it was fun! I got to hang out with three very super duperly cool people! And yelled at Dan on the phone. A full two days I must say. Oooh that rhymed.

I miss JHeaton. I haven't spoken to him in over a week.



I finger painted in Parenting class! I made a Fish!

Hmmm....I hate going to people's houses. Why? Cause now I miss being with my friends!

I played Ragnark! It's super duperly fun! Cept I'm not at all strong and kept losing, but being Megan is fun! I had admirerererererers and got to kill birds. And I got to see Slayers, which was really, really fun! I never knew I liked Slayers, and now, now I do. The movie was very cool! But some people needed shirts.

Hmm what else to say....I'm on the Field Hockey team! Which is cool! Cept, I'm not very good and now I'm all afraid to be on the team anymore. I mean, some people are really good on our team who have never played before *coughjuliecough* and I played in grade 8! I suck. I'm gonna make the whole team lose, I just know it. Ah, oh btw, on Thursday we had our first game and we won! Yay! We have another game this thursday. Which is cool, because it's a very, very special day. If you don't know why you will be receiving beatings very soon.



Stealing this from The Others

I feel: slightly scared

I see: my typing

I need: to blog

I find: my water bottle

I want: people to be happy

I have: a craving for pretzels

I wish: I was somewhere else

I love: my friends and family

I hate: people who are mean to others

I fear: having no future

I hear: my aunt yelling.

I crave: pretzels

I regret: bugging Megan's family

When was the last time you.........

Smiled?: when my mom asked what time I got home from Megan's house last night.

Laughed? when she laughed because I tried to distract her with the new keyboard.

Cried? while watching Slayers yesterday

Bought something? Chocolate Milk on Friday

Danced? To long ago to remember. I can't dance.

Were sarcastic? Prolly yesterday

Kissed someone? Other then a family member? Nope never.

Talked to an ex? Sixth Grade.

Watched your favorite movie? I keep changing my favourite movie every time I see a movie! So uh...Sometime in the past.

Had a nightmare? Last night

A Last time for everything...

Last book you read: 'Paddy Clarke ha ha!'

Last movie you saw: Slayers yesterday :)

Last song you heard:

Last thing you had to drink: Orange Juice

Last time you showered: Friday morning.

Last thing you ate: Eggos!

Do You...

Smoke? Noooooooooooooooo

Do drugs? Hmm....Noooooooooo

Sleep with stuffed animals? Nope

Live in the moment? Most of the time.

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Nope, I'd like one though. All applicants can call 1-800-DESP-ERATE

Have a dream that keeps coming back? Not really.

Play an instrument? I can sorta play three.

Believe there is life on other planets? Yes.

Remember your first love? Does it have to be a two-way thing to be love? Cause then no.

Still love him/her? Uh....Line?

Read the newspaper? Yup.

Believe in miracles? Sometimes.

Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Hmm, well if I get bored with Seth Green, and then Heath came over...no...but if it's Mulder then yes.

Consider yourself tolerant of others? Almost all people.

Consider love a mistake? Sometimes.

Like the taste of alcohol? EW no! I couldn't even eat rum cake.

Have a favorite candy? Nope. I'm picky, in a not so picky way.

Believe in astrology? Not really.

Believe in magic? Hardly ever.

Believe in God? Yes.

Pray? When someone's in trouble. Like the world.

Go to church? Not regularly. Only when a friend invites me.

Have any secrets? Only my thoughts.

Have any pets? A kitty, two gerbies, and Dan.

Do well in school? If I like the class.

Go to or plan to go to college? Planning on it. Probably won't.

Have a major? No idea. Maybe psych...

Talk to strangers who instant message you? Yup. I am right now actually.

Wear hats? Yup...I am right now. A blue Jays hat. Even though they SUCK!

Have any piercings? None at all.

Have any tattoos? None at all. But one day, I'm going to get the WHOLE world.

Hate yourself? Most of the time.

Have an obsession? X-Files, Harvest Moon, The Sims, and my friends.

Collect anything? Not really. Maybe notes.

Have a best friend? I do! And I couldn't be happier.

Wish on stars? All the time.

Like your handwriting? Han--dwriting? What's that?

Have any bad habits? Most of my traits are bad habits.





Stupid brother! Wants me off the computer so he can play a video game! I swear, I need something to do...I wish I had a good playstation game dagnabbit! I remember when I had Harvest Moon, I would play that, and Jamie would be on the computer, and then vice versa. *sigh* Maybe I can beg my mom to let me rent it this weekend. It is my b-day after all.

Or at least a ball and a stick.



Ok.



I haven't posted about the Attack, I haven't posted at all really. Orignally I was planning on just moving onto regular bloggingness but I want to give the incident more respect than that. I don't mean the people responsible deserve respect by the way, I mean the incident itself.



On Tuesday, I, like almost everyone in the school, found out about the Attack during Second Period on the PA. About half way through I turned to Christine and said "This is bad." And listened more. The impact of what had happened registered on me very quickly, and when the announcement was over, I explained to Christine what this meant. Or at least how I felt it meant. That's when the stomach ache first started.

And I was such a mess for like three days. I am sad but mostly afraid. I don't want anymore people to be killed. Meaning, anymore innocent people. I want the people responsible to die a horrible, horrible death, but I don't want whole cities to be bombed. I don't want a war. A war on terrorism fine. A war on people, no. And I know that those who commit terrorism are technically people too, but really, they aren't. They don't deserve to be called people. They don't deserved to be called at all. They don't deserve anything.



I hate the media. The first two days, I appreciated the up-to-the-minute information, but then it started to get to me. On Wednesday, while I was home sick, at about lunch time, I couldn't handle it anymore. I put on "The Lion King". Then later, Anastastia. On Thursday it was a movie fest. I realize that not every channel was showing news, but when I watch a movie, a good movie, I get lost in it.

And that's how I coped. I'm still mourning, don't get me wrong. The world, as we all know it will never be the same. But, if I stay in a slum for too long, the Terrorists would be all happy. Cause that's what they wanted to do, create Terror. Which is what my good friend JHeaton said.

So, from now on, I'm going to try to think about school, and my friends. And, in two weeks, I'm going to give blood. Maybe not right on my birthday, but I will give blood. And I'm going to remember how I felt, and how I feel.



And that, is pretty much what I'm thinking. I've read over my blog, like three times now. So if I upset anyone, I'm really sorry, that wasn't my goal.



I'M IN!!! FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE, I'M IN!!!! hahaha, not a hacker, am I? No more my big sister is gone for me, mwahahaha. I have a confession. I am the cookie jar bandit. Yes, yes I am. I didn't put the children in the fridge, they followed the antelope. Okay, I'm done.



September. The 27th. Millions of dollars worth of gifts.

The connection? You better know.



My big sister is gone.



We drove her to the Airport, waited in line at baggage, and then were told we couldn't go any closer to the Boarding Area than the metal detector. Stupid Airplane people. Stupid stupid stupid stupid airplane people!

So, we all stood around the Metal Detector and hugged my big sister goodbye. Then we had to walk away so more people could go through the Metal Detector. And with that, my big sister is gone.

Just to let my big sister's family know, incase they fergot in the three months she was here, my big sister is the best person in the whole world. Best. Ever.



I didn't cry at the airport.



I didn't cry on the way home.



I went into my room, which is so horribly empty now, and thought to myself "I hope they serve her good food on the airplane."



Then I cried.



Ya know my big sister? She likes ice cream. And puppies. And Quantum Leap. I'm going to watch Quantium Leap in her honour. And she likes saying "Shut up, Dude, Punk, Man, And...yeah."

Darn it, I'm crying again. I am Jack's Total Lack of Surprise.



Heeeeey I'm going to Registration tomorrow. Great fun. I need to go to school, to get an education, so I can be somebody some day.

Right now though, I wanna be my big sister when I grow up.



No I'm not tired.



Well, if I keep blogging it's just gonna get sappier SO I better stop.



Guess what? Jenny Jones is on. Aurgh, stupid Jenny Jones and her blonde hair and horse whip. Waiiiit....



There's a banner on my wall that says "Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday"



I wanna move and live in London fer a year AND I can with SWAP. I'm thinking maybe after I graduate High School I drag a friend with me and we'll take a year off and do the SWAP program. Which, btw, is basically where you go and work in a foreign country for a year. I think that'd be cool.



Boy Meets Boy is good today.



Askem is very sad. He has stolen my big sister's spot and there is no one trying to sit on him. Poor little Kitty.



*reads Speller's blog* Oh Speller you kooky kid!

And I didn't want to say anything, but when you put sheets over mirrors, well, that just gives the 'thing' on the other side opportunity to slowly, slowly, with one hand, reach up at the bottom of the mirror then slowly pulling the sheet off. So then, when someone looks over at the mirror, and wonders why the sheet is slowly falling off, they will see their own reflection slowly pull off the sheet.



Aurgh the Fire Alarm went off. So my brother and I went downstairs and there was Dan. Silly Dan, all with the roller blades and such. I'm glad he was there though, I needed a hug. Well technically I needed five hugs.



I miss my big sister.

My American big sister.

My big sister who is American scum. But who is very cool.



I must stop blogging now.

Right no..wait. Must post very important news!



I am now known as Amy The Precise.

Wait no, Amy the Proudly Precise



JHeaton is cool!



Ah!



I saw the Other's on Tuesday, which I keep wanting to say was Yesterday but it wasn't, and I liked it.



Ooh today I went to the Zoo! For the first time in my entire life!

It was so cool!

Meg's Mom and Dad took us and they were reaaaaaaaaaally cool and nice and super! And I got a Rhino of my very own.

See we where looking at the Rhino's and I made a clicking noise to try to get their attention. One Rhino turned from looking at the very interesting ground and glanced at me. I made the sound again and it looked at me again! Then we went all around the pen thingy and I did it again and it took a step in my direction. I have a Rhino, that is very cool.



Aww you know what I just realized? This time next week, Jamie is gonna be all gone. Aww I'm gonna be so sad! I really like having her around. Darn her and her living in another country! Darn her!



We're watching a very funny show.



I have to hurry and get off the computer so Adam can go on, then Jamie can. It's all with the wackyness.

Oooh I have to type up the conversation I had this morning with Adam, when we were both very tired...

Adam: We're going to the zoo.

Me: Do they have dinosaurs at the zoo?

Adam: Sometimes.

Me: What about elves?

Adam: Well, that all depends on if Santa gives them time off.

Me: Aw, darn Santa and his slave drivering.

Adam: Yes, it's very sad.

Me: Think we should get up?

Adam: You mean we aren't up yet?

Me: No, we're both still laying on the couch.

Adam: Darn.





Adam's funny.



I'm evil.



Okay, so I'm not totally evil but I'm pissing off more people then I usually do.



*sighs*



Whoooooooo! I'm back from Camping!



Oooh I had the bestestest time ever!

We drove up on Monday and got to the campsite at like 11:30AM. We had lunch, and went off to the Amusement Park. I feel kinda bad now for not helping Heidi's Mom (who is soooooooo coool! I'm her favourite.) with the camp-setting-upness *smacks hand*. Anyhoo, Sary doesn't like rollercoasters either so we made out a very good system of finding funner rides for us while Megan and Heidi went on the scary ones. We're very clever.

*thinking* On our way to the park we met a wacky gal! We went off to this washroom that had like 10 showers but only one toilet and were all taking turns. Anyhoo, this girl came over and started talking to us. I think she was 20 or so and she was from Ontario too, she musta lived in Niagra Falls cause she talked about her job there. She was saying something like "Those dirty Americans," when she spilt her beer on the ground. It was like 1 in the afternoon lady! Hehehe she was fun though, I missed her after we left.

On Tuesday we went on even more rides, some really scary ones. Like the one where you stand up and get locked in then it spins around and sooner or later you're looking down at pavement from like twenty metres into the air. *shudder* I actually liked that one though. The ride that scared me the most was one where you sit down in like this cage thing and it spins around. It then lifts up and soon you're doing a dive, while sitting, into the pavement. Nope, didn't like that one much. Hehehe but I'm glad I went on it. Make's me feel tough.

On Wed. we went on all the water rides! Whoo! I was so happy, cause Eve was dead and gone! I got to go on a water slide, the cool water playground thingy, and the raft ride! We went on the raft ride four times! Three at night and once during the day. When we went during the night, there were four little girls with us. We called them our mini-Me's. There was a bossy one for Sary, a quiet one for Heidi, one who didn't want to go on the ride again for Megan, and I claimed one way before. She teased the Megan one with the others, but then told them to stop. See, mean yet nice, just like me.

On Thursday we started our trek back. Me and Sary went on the Scrambler three times, Heidi and Megan went on Superman again and then we headed out. We first went to a funky mall where we saw lots of people. One guy tried to eat Sary but other then that we were unharmed. Then we all fell asleep on the car ride home. Well cept for Megan....ROBOT! Hehehe, just kidding. Or am I?!? Dun dun dun....No really she isn't a robot...OR SHE IS! When I got home I walked through the door and my little brother gave me a big hug. Awwwwwwwww. Everyone seems to have missed me, even Askem! Of course we all know what wonderful actors and actresses live at my house. Tut tut.

Ah, now let me talk about guys. I dunno what it was but there are a lot, a lot, of cute guys at Darian Lake. First there was the guy who tripped over a tent rope while walking to our site to ask for a hammer, then there were the two really cute guys across the road from our site, then there were the stalker guys (dunno how cute they were), every male attendent guy was cute, and finally lots of cute guys who just walked around the park. There was the Best Dude too! He was cute. He was the guy who helps you out of the raft ride. When we told him we were going on again for a third time, he told us to scream really loud. So we did. And did. And then when we were off the ride, and getting our stuff, we screamed again. *sigh* He had a great smile. Then there was the first guy who helped me and Sary with the Scrambler. He was cute and I kept saying "Hellooooooo" but alas he left. Then there was the freaky Safety Guy on our last day at the Scrambler who asked us if we thought Safety was funny. He was cute....a little crazy though. Then there were the guys with huge hair. Hehe they were kinda odd what with the dreads and big poofy hair, but I still liked em. One guy was named Erin, or Aaron. So ya, lots of cute guys.

Ya know what the worst part about spending four days with people is? Once their gone, you miss them. It's only been a day and a half and I miss you three!!!! Stupid you people and you're being fun to be with! Darn you! Darn you to hellifax!!!!



And that was camping.

Oh, and there was also this whole little bit where we were waiting for my ear drops to go in when everyone started talking about me. And how I was funny. I don't think they saw, but I was blushing like mad! Silly nice people!



And now back to the present.



Jamie doesn't like Mariah Carey. She's a Skank. A crazy skank. Not Jamie, Mariah...Although....KIDDING! Or am I....No, no I am. Or...No I am! Or...No!



I got the bestestestest search engine hits! Wanna see? I don't care!

Mamma : blog+humor+facts

Yahoo! : hot tub Amy (hmmmmm....Seth! David! Heath!)

Numerous other places : Blog or "Blog" or the blogger



Phew, I'm tired.



I'm Amy of the WIRED. I'm camping but I blog. AH!



Hmmm what else should I blog about?



Oooh I can't find the gidget and it's a boring war movie! Oh the agony! The agony!



I'm going away for like, four days so I gott blog lots to make up for it.



Shhhhh, forget about that whole week where I didn't blog at all



Oh, on another note;



Stupid Eve!



Ya know what I'm gonna blog about? My Life.



I have the best Family in the world.

No I do.

I have two really, really, really wonderful Parents who love me tonnes, a little brother who seems to like me more then the brothers on TV and a nice kitty and two gerbils. I don't have the biggest house ever, or the cleanest for that matter but it's still somewhere I like to be no matter what. We may not be the richest family out there, but everything I have I love. I may not be the most popular girl in school (like I'd want to, blah) but the friends I have I absolutely adore. I may not be the smartest kid in school but I know enough to pass my classes with A's. So, even though I'll probably complain about all those things during the time I have this blog, (hey, i'm a teenager, my mood will change quite frequently), at this given time, I'm pretty sure I have the best life in the world.



Cept maybe Tea Leoni. What? She gets to kiss Mulder.

I'm not bitter.





P.S. George W.? Cutest. President. Ever.



I'm leaving tomorrow! To go camping!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!



Now, I haven't blogged in a long time so it's time to go back, way back. Back to a time we'll call, Last Thursday.



Last Thurs. I went to my very first concert. Janet Jackson baby ya! I went with Speller, and Megan and Heidi and a bazillion other screaming fans! It was so extremely awsome! I didn't know any of her song, but it was still very, very great! I had my very own dancer, I did. Oh it was so much fun! Thank you Speller!!!!!!!!!!



Okay, Fri. what did I do on Friday. Oh ya! Meg came over and we drove down to Niagra Falls! There we watched Jamie go crazy on marshmellows, attempted another ghost story, and got to sleep on the hard, hard ground! Good times, good times.



On Sat. we went to Six Flags! Whoooo!



On Sun. we came back from our trip and we all slept very well.



On Mon. I slept, I think I started my comic then, not sure.



On Tues. well, I can't remember.



On Wed. we all went to Wasaga beach :) Ah very fun! Much swimming! And swimming! Oooh but I got sunburned somewhat horribly. My shoulders still hurt, good times, good times.



On Thurs. we escaped to the mall to beat the heat. We saw puppies!



On Fri. we did nothing, one of my most favourite things to do.



Today I haven't done very much again which is good.

Oooh, I saw "What Lies Beneath" it was Scary. Grrr.



Oooh!!! But I saw "Bad Seed" We have a winner for my new most favourite movie! It's got everything, a drunk lady, an evil blonde, a crazy gardener, A DRUNK LADY!, and last but not least, a DRUNK LADY! *sighs wistfully* Now I just have to find a copy of the movie and I'll be the happiest wacko in Canada.



I got the best search engine hit the other day! It was "whack, hack, smack" I dunno, I dunno, but WOW!

I also got a search engire for "Blog". Dude, I reckon everyone did.



*thinks*

Did I mention the best movie ever? "Bad Seed"? Oh, it's just so great.



I'm leaving my family for four whole days! My mom keeps saying "What are we going to do without you?" Hee! It feels good to be missed when you're not even gone. Ooh! I gotta go do some laundry!



Someone has a drinking problem.



Well, someone other than me.



And Meg.



And Speller.



Yeah, other then Me Meg and Speller, someone has a drinking problem.



It's you!! Blamey!



Uh.....Carry on.



I'm a dinosaur! And my name rhymes with Amy!



Guess who? I'm Blamey!



No wait. I'm Jamie!



Jamie of the Wired!



And I like exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!



The End.



*walks on stage and steps up to a microphone*

Ah crap, I had something to blog about a second ago.



Let me think.



AH!

Now I remember! (remembering, or having someone remind you, one and the same)



Moonpuff, or Poonmuff, you are so very cool! Kewl! Super! Fanstic! Awsome! Wicked! Spiffalicious!

Your blog, (which I have a link to! YAY! Good ole computer literate people who live here) makes me laugh.

Sailor Steve? Pure genius.

So, I just wanted you to know that you're verra verra cool, and my hero!

*nods happily and walks off stage*



*bursts into laughter but is then consumed by sobs*

Thank you Megarina-chan, I know how deep down, you loved Harry as much as Eli, or Karen, or Anne, or Maria, or Popuri, or Ron *looks at tombstone thoughtfully*





Looks familiar.....what game....where there were lots of tombstones...*shakes head* Naw, I musta been thinking outta the box again.



As Harry would say, if he wasn't dead and under a grave:



*nod*



Then he'd go play with his hoe....How he loved that hoe *cries*



I dunno how to do links, so I'm not going to try buuuut ya'll see at the side of my blog *points* where it says Mighty Big Tv? That is the site you have to go to right now.

Right. Now.

Not now right. But Right now.



See, ya'll know what my favourite show is right?

X-Files.



Well, at MBTV, site mentioned, they do the bestestestest recaps in the land.

I swear to you all on the head of Harry of the Hogwarts Farm, they are the best.

The gal who recaps em, Jessica, my biggest hero. She's the funniest, wittiest, coolest, snarkiest, funniest, bestest, wickedest person in the world. I wanna grow up to be her.

I'm not gonna change my name however.

Hmmmm maybe I could just put a J infront....waaaiiitt. Then I'd be Jamy. Which is a lot like Jamie.....dag nabbit. Well maybe I'll become Ajmy, lord of the dance. I mean, reader of Recaps.





That is all.



*starts to dance*

*starts to groove*

*starts to dance and starts to groove*





No, there isn't any point.



I got 13 hits on my blog today.

I'm so very proud. *wipes away tear*



I'd like to thank my parents, for making me go to school. I learned to read, and therefore have a blog.

I'd like to thank my bestest friend Meg for making me get a blog.

I'd like to thank my bestest friend Speller for being all Speller-like.

I'd like to thank Heidi for reading my blog!

I'd like to thank John Heaton for reading my blog, then questioning me about my blog, thus allowing me the knowledge and much happyfeelingish that he read my blog.

I'd like to thank Megan for giving me many things to blog about, and for being able to fly over puppies with no feet.

I'd like to thank Jamie for putting up the counter-thingy so that I could see how many people go to my blog.

I'd like to thank Dan for ......(just tried to work in a way to mention him)

I'd like to thank Askem for not attacking me when I blog.

I'd like to thank Sarah, for not having a blog, thus making me spend less time checking other people's blogs and more time working on my own.

*music starts to play*

I'm not done! *pulls out little peice of paper*

I'd like to thank Blogger! I'd like to thank Netscape! I'd like to thank Bob, and Jack, and Tyler! I'd like to thank *music grows very loud and drowns me out*

*keeps talking, but is mute*

*is pulled off stage by big burly security guards named Biff and Jumbo.



Please all stand.

Today we mourn the loss of a wonderful farmer.

Farmer Harry, of the Hogwarts Farm has perished.

Along with him, the entirety of livestock died. Even his dog Hedwig, and his horse Hagrid.

*takes out tissue*

He was a good farmer, a rich farmer. He thought he had everything, lots of women, lots of money, lots of cows and sheep, but none of those things helped him in the end. We all know he's in a better place now, running freely with Gray the blacksmith's grandson, the one he was ment to be with, but still, we will miss him. I will miss him. He, and Delia of 97.3 Easy Rock filled my evenings of no computer with happiness and enlightenment. Now, only Delia lives....Well for now....

*places a single bag of pineapple seeds on a gravestone* Goodbye Harry, the world will miss your thoughtful nod, and silent nature.



I went swimming today.



Adam's little friend Dennis is extremely annoying. He kept splashing Jamie and me. And following us around. Probably liked Jamie.

On the up side, I made a two little friends. No idea there names. They're probably like 7 but still. They were showing me all the cool things they could do. Like jump into the pool. Ah, kids, so entertaining.

Hmmm, I'm gonna go swimming again tomorrow. Wow! Well bye.



I didn't blog yesterday, shame on me. Shame, shame double shame.



Guess what?

I'm talking to Speller right now! Yay! I love talking to Speller, cause she's super funny, and my best friend. Even though her taste in music needs some real elbow grease, she's still one of the best people in the entire world! One day, we're all gonna hail to her, honest. Well, cept maybe the Backstreet Boys, she'll probably have them killed. Although, first she should have them battle Nsync. Cause that'd be super cool.



I ate some eggo. And a cookie. I'm drinking Orange Juice too, cause I love orange juice.



I'm listening to "Fly me to the Moon". I love this song! Thank you Speller!! Her foot is tapping! It's actually tapping! I love this song.



Ah yesterday was great fun. I fell asleep on the drive back and when I awoke it was about to rain really hard. I love thunder storms, well maybe not driving in them, but I love them anyways. Gosh my left arm was hot, being stuck in the back with Jamie and Adam for an hour or so isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Those wacky scientists who said it would be fun, lies lies!



Hey! Xena's on! Yay!



Hehe, Scully's almost drunk, Mulder's flirting with some girl, and he was naked only moments ago. It's all wonky.



Uh oh, evil baby on Xena. tsk tsk, that's what rap music will do.

Ah, baby's gone. All is well in the world again.



Ah it is very hot and sticky. I should have gone swimming today. *shakes head* Tut tut. I will go tomorrow though for sure.



Oooh Heath Ledger is on my TV. He was in a movie called "Two Hands"

He's saying the F-Word though....Well, he's just acting after all.



Oooh, I found money.



Can anyone else tell I'm just blogging out of sheer boredeom? Cause I can.

Gosh I have nothing in particular to blog about.



Well hey, it's raining and thundering and really super windy. That's pretty cool.



Heath Ledger.....*starts to swoon*

Once I had a dream, where I beat up Heath Ledger's wife. I dunno if he's married but in my dream he was. His wife was....dundundun...Rosie O'Donnel. It was horrible. I just kept kicking her and she kept saying "We'll be right back with more of my honey, Heath Ledger" Grrr she just wouldn't die!



Hmmm. Heeeey.



Well the movie's over. A ten year old boy shot the bad guys then took the money. He was really scary looking.



Askem's sleeping. Let us all say Aww. Awwww.



*thinks*



Uh.

Okay that's enough for today. My life isn't being exciting.



Toy Cat. Paper plates. Bowl.

Duuuuuuuh.



I'm in the wonderful land of water falling. Rejoyce!



Jamie is the bestestestestes dancer in the world. I tell you she is. She is. The bestesetstestest. *nods*



The bestest.



We had marshmellows. I do not know how to make s'mores properly. Feel my shame. *throws shame at random people* Take that! And that!



I'm Amy of the wired.



Jamie sighed.



Jamie said "Jamie sighed."



Jamie laughed.



Jamie laughed again.



Jamie, while laughing, hit me and said "Stop blogging what I'm doing!"



Jamie is silent.



And holdng something in. And now punching.



Oh guess what? Wanna hear something that is a horrible horrible injustice? Me and Jamie were all set up to sleep in a wicked cool, non-smelling, bug free, tent. When! My brother, who was 'tired' got to get it instead. But don't worry, we know where he lives. Unless he moves.



We, my family and I, made up wicked cool campfire stories. Well, they're supposed to be scary, buuuut that's physically impossible to do with these people (my mom, aunt, and Jamie!!!!). So, we ended telling very amusing stories. Which involved, Fredricka who got a call from her Father, who had been dead for 30 years, and then her mom showed up, who had been dead for 25 years. Then, Mussolini, a guy who wanted a pizza pie, and ended up marrying the Pizza Guy's dead dog Rocky. Then, the most amusing story of the night, the one that brought apon numerous mentions of the 'boxes' through-out the night, about a boy named Timmy and his neighbors. Three boys who all reallly wanted to show Timmy their boxes. Their pretty, pretty boxes. Oh, and the neighbor's mom who really just wanted a bottle of Mr. Clean. By now, everything was supposed to be serious. So we had a character named River-Rat, who lived in the forest of the Mississippi. He found his daughter, who he then decided to eat. However, his daughter, just wouldn't die. First her head kept asking for her shoes, and her arm, which River-Rat had swallowed whole, lunged out of his chest. Of course, we told like one more, but it was all boring and serious so I won't mention it. The only reason it got serious was cause my mom threatened Jamie, er I mean anyone who wasn't serious, with a marshmellow up the behind.



We're gonna go to the Falls tomorrow, whoo and a hardy hoo!



Oh, I finished that book I wasn't reading too. I'm very happy, the ending was good. *phew*

Oh, I don't mean it was written well, I mean, the gal Melissa had a happy life, hence the *phew*



I better finish this blog entry. There are people to talk to. Bye



Snake. Discoball. Tiger.

The connection is something...



My eyes hurt.

I reckon I shouldn't keep my eyes open while swimming in the clorine filled pool but I can't help it. It's kinda fun though, everything has a nice hazy look to it. Oh, and if I move my head really fast, I can see fireworks. It's magic.



I'm reading a book that I'm not reading.

See, I read this book a couple years ago called "Second Child" by John Saul. I don't really like this book, but I cannot remember how the book ended. The reason I don't like the book all that much is because the main character, Melissa, is put through far to much hardship. She's abused by her mom, her stepsister is evil, and everyone thinks she's crazy. It's horribly sad, but I can't stop reading it before I know what happens to her. Blame John Saul and his problem with children. I've read about three of his books, and all of them involve something horrible happening to children, they're evil abused, or they're evil. It's always so sad.



Pokemon's on.

Let us all shudder.

*sighs happily* It's okay, it's Whose Line is it Anyway?

Happiness.



Hehe, my eyes are tingly.



We're having pizza. Feel the wrath of the pizza.



I took a moment, to read. The mom's forcing Melissa to go in the shower, and the water's scalding hot. I hate this book. I think when I'm done, I'm going to read Harry Potter again.



I like Candra. I didn't like her for a long time, but she's grown on me. Like a fungus.

Don't kill her. Please.



I like the song Duvet. I know I said I really loved Teenaged Dirtbag, but I tell ya, those two songs are probably ranked at the same level. I could listen to it over and over. And, now that I have the words (courtesy of Megarina-chan), I can now sing it out loud, and sing it right.



Oh ya know what? The Pizza guy's gonna wanna buzz up for the pizza. Better stop now then.



Paint. Hammer. Camera.

The connection is as obvious as the Question. *bows and walks away*



*giggles insanely* Oh Speller, you crack me up. Literally. You know how long it took me to glue myself back together? 42 hours.

But sadly Speller, while your answer is right, it's not the answer I was looking for. You will get a hardy handshake for your efforts however.

Meg is the official winner, although, she didn't really read it off my blog...she sorta just heard me say what Speller did....Ah ha! A loop hole.

You all still have a chance.



I'd like to take a moment, a moment of silence. Why? This silence is for my mistake. Yesterday, I said there were Four books in the trilogy, when in fact, there's Four plus 1.



Seeing how my birthday is in *checks watch* Two months, I'm expecting all these books, they are

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (I've read, but I need to own.)

The Restaurant and the End of the Universe

Life, the Universe and Everything

So Long and Thanks For All the Fish

and Mostly Harmless.



First person to get me one, get's a bronze Turtle.



I went swimming today. Whoo and a hardy Hoo!



Guess what?

What?

Huh?

Who said that?

I did.

Who are you?

Floyd.

Floyd who?

Just go on, jeez.

Fine, fine.

There is a comic book, being made at my house. Ya think it's too soon to turn my living room into a museum?



My hero, John Heaton, has added me. This day...July 18? 19? will go down in history. On this day, I shall always check my email, and eat a hardy pancake. Oh, and I'll spell colour, without the U, in honour of him being all American.



I think I swallowed a bug. Please hold, while I gag.



I got to role play as Mulder today. It was great fun because it was all about Mulder trying to convince himself that he's all man. Here, let me show you.



In this Role Play, all the characters have to meet up in the same bar, Mulder, feeling a tad lonely, decided to call Doggett.



"Okay, great. So it's a date," Mulder winced. "I mean, it's in no way,

absolutely not a date, in any sense of the word." Mulder let out a sigh of

relief. Glad he cleared that up. " Yeah, I'll meet you there, let's say eightish?"

Mulder winced again. "I mean, like, if you want. We could even arrive at

seperate times. Hey, we could even pretend we don't even know each other

at all." Mulder paused. "Although, wait, no, okay. I'll meet you there." He

hung up before he could do any more damage.



Mulder looked at himself in the mirror. 'I need to brush my hair', he though

patting his hair. 'Wait! I don't....I'll not even get changed I'm gonna wear my

track suit, yeah, yeah.' Mulder thought again, ruffling his hair so it was even

messier.

"I'm not even going to shower," Mulder said confidently. Mulder went to his

small bathroom, and started to brush his teeth. Then he stopped. And spat out

all the toothpaste. 'Now, my breath is minty fresh! AHHH!" Mulder shouted

at no one in particular.

Mulder hurriedly ran into his kitchen and started eating all the foul things that

had been found in his fridge when he had moved in. Old garlic bread, rotting

onions, and some cat food. Mulder licked his palm and smelt it. Ah, much

better.



Mulder, with his horrible breath, stained old track suit, and messy hair left

his apartment and began his drive to The Spy Lounge.



It's just fun to be Mulder.

Well, it's fun to be Krycek too. When I feel murderous.



Orange juice is yummy.



I'm brushing my hair. Speaking of which, I really need to get my hair cut. Heidi, I think you should get your hair cut, if you want to get it cut. Don't even think about what other people say or anything.



I'm wearing a cow shirt. It says 101 Cowmations. Now, is it just me or is that clever? Yeah, it's probably just me.

Heidi, come get your CDs tomorrow. Cause, I promise to make sure that no one is online from 4-7. I cross my heart and hope to die. I'm very sorry I'm on the internet right now. Honest.



Yeah know what? I need to post my second favourite part from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Here it is



See, missles were flying at the Heroes. So Arthur, being the true genius he is, turned on the Improbability Drive. Turning those missiles, into a bowl of petunias and a very surprised looking whale.

This is the complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.

Ah...! What's happening? it thought.

Er, excuse me, who am I?

Hello?

Why am I here? What's my purpose in life?

What do I mean by who am I?

Calm down, get a grip now...Oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It's a sort of...yawning, tingling sensation in my...my...well I suppose I'd better start finding names for things if I want to make any head way in what for the sake of what I sahll call an argument I shall call the world, so let's call it my stomach.

Good. Ooooh, it's getting quite strong. And hey, what about this whistling roaring sound going past what I'm suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that... wind! Is that a good name? It'll do...perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I've found out what it's for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a heck of a lot of it. Hey! What's this thing? This...let's call it a tail-yeah, tail. Hey! I can really thrash it about pretty good can't I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn't seem to achive very much but I'll probably find out what it's for later on. Now-have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?

No.

Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about so much to look forward to, I'm quite dizzy with anticipation...

Or is it the wind?

There really is a lot of that now isn't there?

And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towars me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like...ow...ound...round...ground! That's it! That's a good name-ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud was silence.



That's exactly how it is in the book. Well, cept I changed one word to heck. Isn't that just the best thing ever?

Ah, I'm going to reread the book I think. It's just so full of goodness.



Depeche Mode is gone. Let us all cry....Yeah I didn't think I'd hear crying either.

I mean, *sobsob*



Oh, and I'm very pleased. Hi Cam!!!! Good ole Cam. Hey Cam, you have real nice hair.

Jamie has to stop blotching.

The fool.

Hehehe Fool.



No one's playing Harvest Moon!!! Will wonders ever cease.

Wait, no. My mom's now playing her shooting violent game.



http://www.nttemp30-22.wineasy.se/martin/biljettdirekt/mr_nice.html



Jamie isn't following the law. According to Meg.



I'm a teenaged dirtbag. I could listen to this song, a million times. Let us say, that this song, is in fact, My Song of a Lifetime.



We're singing. There isn't anything better. Then listening to a song, and singing it with your friends.



Okay, maybe writing a song with your friends.



*ahem* This is how a song goes, that I will be making into a cd.

Dododododododo

dedededededede

dododododododo

dedededededede



Pure Gold.



Gonna watch movies tonight.

Gonna play Harvest Moon tonight.

Whoohoohoo



Oh, and I'm going to take over the planet.

I just have to figure out a way, to lure all the mice on the planet into a large cage, which has a running wheel.

Reckon some cheese'll work?



Life. The Universe. Everything.

First person who has the answer gets a big hug!



I'm very sorry for not calling you when I said I was going to call you Heidi! See, at me home, we only have that one stinkin phone line, and so I couldn't get to call you back. I'm evil. I'm very sorry. But, on an upside, you get your CD's tomorrow!! Cheer! Throw popcorn, eat a squid!



My internet friends amuse me.



See, I have many friends online, who I actually know in real life. And they're all my favourite people in the world.



Then, I have people who I know through our RolePlaying games. Where I'm either a snarky, killer Krycek, or a snarky, caring Mulder. They all amuse me, since they have good personalities and are creative.



I also, have two friends that I found from our mutual interests. There's my online buddy whom I met through Mightybigtv (who is also my hero), and a friend who I met through a chat.



But then, I have this one friend. I met her along time, in a Buffy Trivia chat room. She's online fairly a lot, but we never seemed to talk so I took her off my friend list. Then she messaged me. See, she was having trouble with her boyfriend and came to me for advice. I couldn't figure out why. I gave her my advice (the best advice a gal who's never been in a relationship can give), and she took it. Then, I never spoke to her again. Well, until today. For more advice. It's odd. Yet, very amusing. What made this girl, er, assumingly, decide to message someone she never talks to? Boredom. Yeah, probably boredom.



The sprinklers are on.

AGAIN! At 2:19 AM.



I haven't heard the Tennis commercial again. I can't tell you how much this pleases me.



I finished "The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" today. Now I have to read the second one. And all of the four books in the triology. Now that's just clever. Arthur's still my fav. But now, I must know the Question.



Someone is playing Harvest Moon. Who could it be? *Blue's paw print pops onscreen* Blue wants to play Blue's Clues! To figure out who is playing Harvest Moon!

*giggles insanely* All we need now is Mulder and Scully.



Ah ha!



*shrugs*

It felt like an ah ha! Moment.



I'm from Ottawa. I was raised by the Government.



I have the song "White Christmas" running through my head. No, it's not the song of the day. Nor the song of the week.



Boo!



You were scared. Go on, admit it.



Am I always online when no one else is? Dang it all. Ya'll just gotta go online after 2 AM and we can chat till the Cows get hit by large floating milkshakes. Or Whales, who had just been missles, and only had a few seconds to relish it it's being a whale. Such a special moment in "The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy", second to my favourite.



There is movement.

Life.

Bathroom door closing.

Ah ha! We just found our first clue!

*giggles*

No, no I won't go there.



Well, I believe I've run out of things to talk about for the moment.



Adios amigos.



Vaccum. Camera. Oven Mitt.

Oh come on, if you can't get this one, I'm leaving.



I saw Final Fantasy tonight!

I made everyone late.



Oh CRAP!!!! *breathes heavily* There was a Tennis commercial just on, and the voice sounded like the guy at the beginning of Lain who says "Present Time Present Day" I nearly choked. *lets out deep sigh* Hehe, Conan's blushing.

OH right the movie! Anyways, the movie started at 7:10, and we arrived at the theater at...7:10. When we arrived, there was a huge line. I was afraid we wouldn't be able to get in at all but thankfully, Kiran was further up in the line. We only missed like half of one commercial in the end however. Oh and then Dan came in after us, because he went to buy popcorn, and he could not see us waving to him. It was so funny. The people behind us must have hated us with a firey passion. I kept talking in the movie, which I know is a horrible, horrible habit that I should be shot for. I just always want to make people laugh you see, and when something happens in the movie, and I think of something funny to say, I say it. I'm sorry to all people who hate people who talk to people during movies. But, for the record, I'd never bring a cell phone into the theatre, with it on. I think someone's cell phone went off during the movie. But, I forgive that person because they didn't answer the phone. Good job person, wherever you may be.



I'm just a Teenaged Dirtbag.



I become obsessed with things very easily.

No really.

I think my first obsession was with the X-Files. I started watching the X-Files late in the series, starting at probably the sixth season or so. AH! The tennis commercial! *turns tv off* Okay, back to..oh right. I first started watching the X-Files *turns tv back on* purely for the interaction between Mulder and Scully. I remember my first thought being "So, this girl (later to be known as "The Goddess of all things, Scully") likes this guy (later to be known as "Very cute Guy who the Goddess of all things likes, Mulder")?" Which is a totally immature thought, but regardless it hooked me, I, myself being a hopeless romantic. I started collecting X-Files stuff soon after. Basically, newspaper clippings, Magazine clippings, pictures of the internet, and what have you. I'd put all of these things into a small shoebox. Unfortunatly, when we moved my Father threw out my box and I later had to go through garabage bags looking for it. Now all my pictures, clippings, are on my wall, and the top shelf of my bookshelf is reserved for my books and X-Files Barbies. *ahem* I still am obsessed with the X-Files, but probably less than I was, say, two years ago. It comforts me to know that there are people, who are more obsessed than me, thankfully enough.



For a long while, I also obsessed over Gerbils. I just wanted them as a pet, so much. I read about them for nearly five years before I got them. I do so love my two little Gerbils, Dana and Scully. Of course, now that I have them, I don't need to obsess.



The Sims and Harvest Moon are two video games that I am also obsessed with. Video game obsessions are not something to be proud of, I realize. But, I do so adore them both. The Sims is such a great game to me, because 1.) I get to control people's lives 2.) It's always different 3.) It lets me design and build houses, which I have always loved doing.

Harvest Moon is something of an odd game. It's basically Farming. All day. Every day. But, for some reason I can yet explain, I find myself compelled to play it into the wee hours of the morn.



My most recent of obsessions is with the Harry Potter series. When I first read the books I really enjoyed them, but not to an obsessive state. When I saw the trailer for the Harry Potter Movie. I decided to reread the first book, then I read the second again, the third, and I finished the fourth soon after (all of which I borrowed from The WONDERFUL and FORGIVING Speller). Now I've had Harry Potter dreams, I'm going to Harry Potter websites, and all I want pictures of are Harry Potter and Co.



Now, I realize that these aren't really unhealthy obsessions, since they aren't with people, or drugs, but it still makes me wonder why I have them. But, it doesn't bother me that much, since it's not going to stop me from liking any of them. Although, I sure can't wait to see what the next one will be.



I'm watching Caroline in the City. Why? Cause Caroline and Richard love each other, but don't admit until the end. See, that there is the hopeless romantic. Plus, this show brings back lots of memories from when I lived in Ottawa. Hee! I had a big crush on Richard for a while. I have no idea why anymore. He was tall, dark, and brooding. Kinda like Mulder. Hmmmm a connection!



I like orange juice.



I'm reading "The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy". My favourite character by far is Arthur. Although, Ford is very amusing too. Favourite part so far?

Ford and Arthur are about to be launched out into space.

"So this is it," said Arthur, "we are going to die."

"Yes," said Ford, "except...no! Wait a minute!" he suddenly lunged across the chamber at something behind Arthur's line of vision. "what's this switch?" He cried.

"What? Where?" Cried Arthur twisting round.

"No, I was only fooling," said Ford, "we are going to die after all."



Oh how that made me laugh.



I'm about to watch the X-Files again. It's the episode called "Bad Blood" and the info section on my tv says "Mulder and Scully have different stories about a death stemming from one of their investigations." This is one of my favourite episodes of all time. I even have it recorded on a cassette tape so that I could listen to it every night before falling asleep. I know almost every line. Mulder sings, Scully actions like a itchb, Mulder acts like an over hyper boy, oh the hyjinx never cease. AH! Tennis commercial!!! *covers ears*



*hears noises outside* Now why do they water the plants at 2:09 AM?



Someone is still playing Harvest Moon. Silly Americans.



Oh! I've been linked by lissa-chan, Jamie's best friend! I'm ever so pleased! Thank you! I will link to your blog oh ever so quickly. If I knew how to do it. I'll figure it out lickitysplit though! I promise!



Do you suppose there's a limit for how long a blog entry can be?



Well, I'd love to blog more, really I would, but I want to go see what Meg blogged about.



Watch. Fabric Softener. Ketchup.

Connection? Almost as lame as Final Fantasy's ending. And dude, that takes talent.