Advice to Readers: To enhance your enjoyment of today's post, it is suggested that you imagine the Countdown Condundrum tickety-tock bee-doop bee-doop, diddly-dum boo! playing in your head. Try to visualise Carol Vorderman chewing on a pencil, eyebrows knitted, while Richard Whiteley (RIP) flaps another hideous tie. This is rather embarrassing to admit. Even though I have been in NZ for six