There's an interesting Age Calculator online that is more detailed than the simple calculators I've seen before. According to this calculator, I should live to a ripe old age of 82. And, get this--recommendations to improve my lifespan? The Atkins Diet! Well, okay, either Atkins or Weight Watchers. Still, to have Atkins actually recommended is very cool, yes? Click on the link and try it for yourself.

Oh yeah, and I need to start a regular exercise program. Sigh. Like this is news?