My big sister is gone.
We drove her to the Airport, waited in line at baggage, and then were told we couldn't go any closer to the Boarding Area than the metal detector. Stupid Airplane people. Stupid stupid stupid stupid airplane people!
So, we all stood around the Metal Detector and hugged my big sister goodbye. Then we had to walk away so more people could go through the Metal Detector. And with that, my big sister is gone.
Just to let my big sister's family know, incase they fergot in the three months she was here, my big sister is the best person in the whole world. Best. Ever.
I didn't cry at the airport.
I didn't cry on the way home.
I went into my room, which is so horribly empty now, and thought to myself "I hope they serve her good food on the airplane."
Then I cried.
Ya know my big sister? She likes ice cream. And puppies. And Quantum Leap. I'm going to watch Quantium Leap in her honour. And she likes saying "Shut up, Dude, Punk, Man, And...yeah."
Darn it, I'm crying again. I am Jack's Total Lack of Surprise.
Heeeeey I'm going to Registration tomorrow. Great fun. I need to go to school, to get an education, so I can be somebody some day.
Right now though, I wanna be my big sister when I grow up.
No I'm not tired.
Well, if I keep blogging it's just gonna get sappier SO I better stop.
Guess what? Jenny Jones is on. Aurgh, stupid Jenny Jones and her blonde hair and horse whip. Waiiiit....
There's a banner on my wall that says "Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday"
I wanna move and live in London fer a year AND I can with SWAP. I'm thinking maybe after I graduate High School I drag a friend with me and we'll take a year off and do the SWAP program. Which, btw, is basically where you go and work in a foreign country for a year. I think that'd be cool.
Boy Meets Boy is good today.
Askem is very sad. He has stolen my big sister's spot and there is no one trying to sit on him. Poor little Kitty.
*reads Speller's blog* Oh Speller you kooky kid!
And I didn't want to say anything, but when you put sheets over mirrors, well, that just gives the 'thing' on the other side opportunity to slowly, slowly, with one hand, reach up at the bottom of the mirror then slowly pulling the sheet off. So then, when someone looks over at the mirror, and wonders why the sheet is slowly falling off, they will see their own reflection slowly pull off the sheet.
Aurgh the Fire Alarm went off. So my brother and I went downstairs and there was Dan. Silly Dan, all with the roller blades and such. I'm glad he was there though, I needed a hug. Well technically I needed five hugs.
I miss my big sister.
My American big sister.
My big sister who is American scum. But who is very cool.
I must stop blogging now.
Right no..wait. Must post very important news!
I am now known as Amy The Precise.
Wait no, Amy the Proudly Precise
JHeaton is cool!
Ah!
I saw the Other's on Tuesday, which I keep wanting to say was Yesterday but it wasn't, and I liked it.
Ooh today I went to the Zoo! For the first time in my entire life!
It was so cool!
Meg's Mom and Dad took us and they were reaaaaaaaaaally cool and nice and super! And I got a Rhino of my very own.
See we where looking at the Rhino's and I made a clicking noise to try to get their attention. One Rhino turned from looking at the very interesting ground and glanced at me. I made the sound again and it looked at me again! Then we went all around the pen thingy and I did it again and it took a step in my direction. I have a Rhino, that is very cool.
Aww you know what I just realized? This time next week, Jamie is gonna be all gone. Aww I'm gonna be so sad! I really like having her around. Darn her and her living in another country! Darn her!
We're watching a very funny show.
I have to hurry and get off the computer so Adam can go on, then Jamie can. It's all with the wackyness.
Oooh I have to type up the conversation I had this morning with Adam, when we were both very tired...
Adam: We're going to the zoo.
Me: Do they have dinosaurs at the zoo?
Adam: Sometimes.
Me: What about elves?
Adam: Well, that all depends on if Santa gives them time off.
Me: Aw, darn Santa and his slave drivering.
Adam: Yes, it's very sad.
Me: Think we should get up?
Adam: You mean we aren't up yet?
Me: No, we're both still laying on the couch.
Adam: Darn.
Adam's funny.
Whoooooooo! I'm back from Camping!
Oooh I had the bestestest time ever!
We drove up on Monday and got to the campsite at like 11:30AM. We had lunch, and went off to the Amusement Park. I feel kinda bad now for not helping Heidi's Mom (who is soooooooo coool! I'm her favourite.) with the camp-setting-upness *smacks hand*. Anyhoo, Sary doesn't like rollercoasters either so we made out a very good system of finding funner rides for us while Megan and Heidi went on the scary ones. We're very clever.
*thinking* On our way to the park we met a wacky gal! We went off to this washroom that had like 10 showers but only one toilet and were all taking turns. Anyhoo, this girl came over and started talking to us. I think she was 20 or so and she was from Ontario too, she musta lived in Niagra Falls cause she talked about her job there. She was saying something like "Those dirty Americans," when she spilt her beer on the ground. It was like 1 in the afternoon lady! Hehehe she was fun though, I missed her after we left.
On Tuesday we went on even more rides, some really scary ones. Like the one where you stand up and get locked in then it spins around and sooner or later you're looking down at pavement from like twenty metres into the air. *shudder* I actually liked that one though. The ride that scared me the most was one where you sit down in like this cage thing and it spins around. It then lifts up and soon you're doing a dive, while sitting, into the pavement. Nope, didn't like that one much. Hehehe but I'm glad I went on it. Make's me feel tough.
On Wed. we went on all the water rides! Whoo! I was so happy, cause Eve was dead and gone! I got to go on a water slide, the cool water playground thingy, and the raft ride! We went on the raft ride four times! Three at night and once during the day. When we went during the night, there were four little girls with us. We called them our mini-Me's. There was a bossy one for Sary, a quiet one for Heidi, one who didn't want to go on the ride again for Megan, and I claimed one way before. She teased the Megan one with the others, but then told them to stop. See, mean yet nice, just like me.
On Thursday we started our trek back. Me and Sary went on the Scrambler three times, Heidi and Megan went on Superman again and then we headed out. We first went to a funky mall where we saw lots of people. One guy tried to eat Sary but other then that we were unharmed. Then we all fell asleep on the car ride home. Well cept for Megan....ROBOT! Hehehe, just kidding. Or am I?!? Dun dun dun....No really she isn't a robot...OR SHE IS! When I got home I walked through the door and my little brother gave me a big hug. Awwwwwwwww. Everyone seems to have missed me, even Askem! Of course we all know what wonderful actors and actresses live at my house. Tut tut.
Ah, now let me talk about guys. I dunno what it was but there are a lot, a lot, of cute guys at Darian Lake. First there was the guy who tripped over a tent rope while walking to our site to ask for a hammer, then there were the two really cute guys across the road from our site, then there were the stalker guys (dunno how cute they were), every male attendent guy was cute, and finally lots of cute guys who just walked around the park. There was the Best Dude too! He was cute. He was the guy who helps you out of the raft ride. When we told him we were going on again for a third time, he told us to scream really loud. So we did. And did. And then when we were off the ride, and getting our stuff, we screamed again. *sigh* He had a great smile. Then there was the first guy who helped me and Sary with the Scrambler. He was cute and I kept saying "Hellooooooo" but alas he left. Then there was the freaky Safety Guy on our last day at the Scrambler who asked us if we thought Safety was funny. He was cute....a little crazy though. Then there were the guys with huge hair. Hehe they were kinda odd what with the dreads and big poofy hair, but I still liked em. One guy was named Erin, or Aaron. So ya, lots of cute guys.
Ya know what the worst part about spending four days with people is? Once their gone, you miss them. It's only been a day and a half and I miss you three!!!! Stupid you people and you're being fun to be with! Darn you! Darn you to hellifax!!!!
And that was camping.
Oh, and there was also this whole little bit where we were waiting for my ear drops to go in when everyone started talking about me. And how I was funny. I don't think they saw, but I was blushing like mad! Silly nice people!
And now back to the present.
Jamie doesn't like Mariah Carey. She's a Skank. A crazy skank. Not Jamie, Mariah...Although....KIDDING! Or am I....No, no I am. Or...No I am! Or...No!
I got the bestestestest search engine hits! Wanna see? I don't care!
Mamma : blog+humor+facts
Yahoo! : hot tub Amy (hmmmmm....Seth! David! Heath!)
Numerous other places : Blog or "Blog" or the blogger
Phew, I'm tired.
Ya know what I'm gonna blog about? My Life.
I have the best Family in the world.
No I do.
I have two really, really, really wonderful Parents who love me tonnes, a little brother who seems to like me more then the brothers on TV and a nice kitty and two gerbils. I don't have the biggest house ever, or the cleanest for that matter but it's still somewhere I like to be no matter what. We may not be the richest family out there, but everything I have I love. I may not be the most popular girl in school (like I'd want to, blah) but the friends I have I absolutely adore. I may not be the smartest kid in school but I know enough to pass my classes with A's. So, even though I'll probably complain about all those things during the time I have this blog, (hey, i'm a teenager, my mood will change quite frequently), at this given time, I'm pretty sure I have the best life in the world.
Cept maybe Tea Leoni. What? She gets to kiss Mulder.
I'm not bitter.
P.S. George W.? Cutest. President. Ever.
I'm leaving tomorrow! To go camping!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Now, I haven't blogged in a long time so it's time to go back, way back. Back to a time we'll call, Last Thursday.
Last Thurs. I went to my very first concert. Janet Jackson baby ya! I went with Speller, and Megan and Heidi and a bazillion other screaming fans! It was so extremely awsome! I didn't know any of her song, but it was still very, very great! I had my very own dancer, I did. Oh it was so much fun! Thank you Speller!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, Fri. what did I do on Friday. Oh ya! Meg came over and we drove down to Niagra Falls! There we watched Jamie go crazy on marshmellows, attempted another ghost story, and got to sleep on the hard, hard ground! Good times, good times.
On Sat. we went to Six Flags! Whoooo!
On Sun. we came back from our trip and we all slept very well.
On Mon. I slept, I think I started my comic then, not sure.
On Tues. well, I can't remember.
On Wed. we all went to Wasaga beach :) Ah very fun! Much swimming! And swimming! Oooh but I got sunburned somewhat horribly. My shoulders still hurt, good times, good times.
On Thurs. we escaped to the mall to beat the heat. We saw puppies!
On Fri. we did nothing, one of my most favourite things to do.
Today I haven't done very much again which is good.
Oooh, I saw "What Lies Beneath" it was Scary. Grrr.
Oooh!!! But I saw "Bad Seed" We have a winner for my new most favourite movie! It's got everything, a drunk lady, an evil blonde, a crazy gardener, A DRUNK LADY!, and last but not least, a DRUNK LADY! *sighs wistfully* Now I just have to find a copy of the movie and I'll be the happiest wacko in Canada.
I got the best search engine hit the other day! It was "whack, hack, smack" I dunno, I dunno, but WOW!
I also got a search engire for "Blog". Dude, I reckon everyone did.
*thinks*
Did I mention the best movie ever? "Bad Seed"? Oh, it's just so great.
I'm leaving my family for four whole days! My mom keeps saying "What are we going to do without you?" Hee! It feels good to be missed when you're not even gone. Ooh! I gotta go do some laundry!
*walks on stage and steps up to a microphone*
Ah crap, I had something to blog about a second ago.
Let me think.
AH!
Now I remember! (remembering, or having someone remind you, one and the same)
Moonpuff, or Poonmuff, you are so very cool! Kewl! Super! Fanstic! Awsome! Wicked! Spiffalicious!
Your blog, (which I have a link to! YAY! Good ole computer literate people who live here) makes me laugh.
Sailor Steve? Pure genius.
So, I just wanted you to know that you're verra verra cool, and my hero!
*nods happily and walks off stage*