You really would not kill anyone because you find
human life to be valuable. It's just not in
you. If you slew someone, it would be by
accident or out of defense. That's good for
you. You know that people live their own lives,
and you live yours. Killing is bad. Very bad.
Unless of course, you're in a situation where
you must.



WHY Would You KILL Someone?
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This was found on Bash.org. It contains Spoilers of the third LOTR.



I dedicate it to Footey.



For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips.

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts

7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians

10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins

15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.





My personal favourite is 16.

This is from an Email I sent my buddy Erin. It tells the story.







So I wake up at 10 O'clock Wednesday afternoon...Make my bed, get my books all together, have a nice shower and go downstairs into the kitchen.

It's about 10:50 when I get downstairs. I see there's dishes int the sink, so I take my watch off to do them. My Aunt comes into the kitchen and sits down at the table and asks if I have my house key. I'm like "yeah! I haven't lost it" and she's like

"No your key to your house with your parents."

"Oh yeah, I think so. Why?"

"I think you should go home tonight."

"Why? Did something happen to my brother?"

"No. It's just not working."

"What isn't?"

"You're just not working out here."

*tears up* "Aunt Karen I'm going to get you your money, today! I was just going to put my chequie in the bank..."

"It's not about the money Amy...it was never about the money. You're just not ready to move out."

"What?"

"You're irresponsible. You left the iron on, and the stove on last night."

"I didn't know the stove was on!"

"Why do you think your food was hot then?"

"Because you had just eaten?"

"Be realistic about this Amy. You're immature. Every time we leave I'm so afraid you're going to do something wrong."

"But I always lock the door and feed Sadie!" (the dog).

"Your whole attitude has changed...."

"I've been so busy with school."

"Then maybe you'll concentrate better at home."

"I concentrate better here..."

"We're tired of babysitting you Amy."

This is where I suddenly saw my Aunt for what she is. And While I'm pretty much sobbing, I started to laugh, this really unnatural laugh. Not because it was funny, but because it just didn't make any sense.

"See, you're not even taking this serious. You're laughing."

"So you're kicking me out."

"I'm not kicking you out...." I think she wanted to say I was kicking myself out. But she just trailed off as I looked at her with shock.

"You upset your cousin and your don't do your responsibilities!" ...I wish I could convey how harsh her voice had now become.

"I love Arlene!"

"Well Kim told her that you thought she didn't like you."

"When we were kids!"

"Well, whatever. How do you think it made her feel that you wouldn't talk to her about that?"

"I never meant to hurt Arlene...."

"And you talk back to your Uncle."

*shock* "I talked back to Uncle Mike? When?!"

"Last night when he was asking you what would you do if we were gone and not working the same schedule as Arlene. You said you had a lot of friends."

"I was trying to reassure him that you guys didn't have to worry!"

"Well that's not how it sounded. And plus you said "What would Arlene do" if she didn't have a car."

"That's because I didn't know what she would do! Maybe she knew a bus route or something!"

"Well that's not how it sounded."

"Okay...Okay...Okay" Trying to calm self down. "Things are getting miscontrued. And there's misunderstandings...How, how am I going to get home?"

"I already spoke to your parents"

"So they know you're kicking me out?"

*silence*

"Did you even look for that key you lost?"

"Of course!"

"Did you ever find it?"

"No.....You've never lost a key?"

"Not one I've never found"

"I have to catch my bus."

"Take as much as you can with you."



Runs upstairs and in the hysteria takes ..dental floss. This is pretty much what I was saying as I tried to get things together.

"Okay...Okay...shh....Amy it's ok. Everything's okay...Shhhshhh don't cry. Stop crying. You're going to miss your bus...shhhh" But it came through in broken sobs. For some reason I took Arlene's old watch off and put it on the bathroom sink saying "This isn't even my watch! I'll put it here...Arlene'll find it..."

Then I went back dowstairs, STILL sobbing, as my Aunt sits at the kitchen table, not getting up.

I'm carrying my over stuffed back pack, few notebooks when I open up the closet. My coat isn't even...my coat. My Aunt and Uncle bought it for me. The amount of anguish that filled my heart is indesribable. I called to my Aunt

"Can..can..can I take my jacket?" (FYI I use to have a stuttering problem when I was really little, and I lapse).

"Of course you can take your jacket. Do you have your house key?"

"To this house? Yes."

"Leave it here."

"I'm not going to try to break in or anything!"

"I need it, leave it here."

So I rummage through my bag and fling it onto the hall table and pretty much run out the door.

I walked to my bus stop sobbing and I called my best friend Speller, my friend in Nevada, and Niloo. Leaving very hysterical messages. I also called Arlene apologizing for ever upsetting her ever.

I get to the bus stop and get on the bus, still sobbing uncontrollably.

Get to school, beginning to clean myself up.

Find Niloo in the hall...Start crying hysterically again...Niloo is so great Erin. Seriously. If she hadn't been there, I probably would have thrown myself infront of a mob of freshmen or something. Niloo went to class, found my friends. Much comforting, still more crying. Went to get something to eat (she kicked me out before I could eat food).

Am walking outside when I hear a voice behind me. Kim! By this point I know it was Kim that told Arlene something I told Kim in confidence. I start on Kim...I'm like..."Hi *bursts into tears*". Chatty chatty.

Somehow Rasia and Geoff (two new friends who I adore) find us, so I'm explaining it all to more people....*phew* It's all with the crazy.

Then I had to study for a huge test that I had that day....and I tried to be strong...But sometimes my little head would start reflecting back the mean things my Aunt said..and the..tears...

I went home to Bramptonia that night where I told the story, again.



Seems the plan is I live here at home and on Monday's I crash at my pal Rasia's to make it for my early Tuesday class. You know how I can't work at the Outback no more....*sigh* I'm really gonna miss you guys.

Oh, and when Arlene got my message she called her mom and was like "Why would Amy call me crying?" and my Aunt was like "cause I kicked her out" and now they're kinda fighting because Arlene can understand why they kicked me out (*shrugs*) but she thinks they should havegiven me more time to like, give two weeks notice to work, maybe go through midterms...Instead of like, throwing me out. So I'm not mad with Alrene...and she aid she was never, ever mad at me. And she liked me. She does agree that I'm immature though.

Now, I'm not the type of person who really thinks that highly of themselves...but I know I'm not immature. I act like a little kid sometimes because it makes me happy, and it makes people around me happy. I'm not immature, I just know what a loss it is to act all "mature" all the time. But that's okay.

Hmm what else...



Oh oh! Niloo is like..the nicest ever. Dude, she remembered how I put my watch off at the house and so she got me one of her old watches to wear....Like..dude. So nice. Everyone has been so nice to me...It's crazy. In like the nicest way possible.



So yeah, that was my adventure.

[my name is]: Amy!

[in the morning i am]: A new place every day it seems.

[love is]: a reason for staying...around.

[i dream about]: waking up.



-W I T H .T H E. O P P O S I T E. S E X-

[what do you notice first?]: Hair..usually. I like hair. It's nice.

[last person u slow danced with]: Slow danced? Uhmm...I don't know...



-W H O-

[do you have a crush on?]: Crush is such a funny word.

[is easiest to talk to]: no one really.



-H A V E .Y O U .E V E R-

[fallen for your best friend]: *sigh* Most usually.



-W H O .W A S .T H E .L A S T. P E R S O N-

[you talked to on the phone]: Erin, telling her my cousin would drive me home to Bramptonia and she didn't have to come pick me up. .

[hugged]: Arlene

[you instant messaged]: Rasia

[you laughed with]: Niloo



-D O .Y O U / / A R E .Y O U-

[could you live without the computer?]: Well yeah..It doesn't give me food and such. ..Oh, but if only it did. Ah...Sheep.

[what's your favorite food?]: Do you/ are you what's your favourite food? This makes no sense. Okay...Um...I like pizza a lot. And mashed potatoes.

[whats ur favorite fruit?]: Gilbert! Cause he's gay..Ohhoho I'm so funnay. Umm...I like apples.

[what hurts the most? physical pain o emotional pain?]: I wanted to be different say physical pain, but that's not really true..So how about the pain of when you're really sad so you hit the desk and then there's a splinter on the desk and then your hand hurts and then you hand and your heart both hurts a lot? That's not cool.

[trust others way too easily?]: And how.



-N U M B E R-

[of times i have had my heart broken? ]: Ooh boy. Um. My heart breaks for other people so ...easily...so...A lot.

[of hearts i have broken?]: ...Questions like this makes me feel...so..bad...bad.

[of boys i have kissed?] : I kissed..Umm 3.

[of girls i have kissed?] : None. God dammit. I mean..... ... God dammit.

[of drugs taken illegally?] : Zippo! ...Less that's a drug. Cause I mean none.

[of tight friends?] : Heh, I liked Meg's answer to this question. But I'll look at it as "close" friends...wait..then it's still kinda dirty...hehehehehe No. I think I have 5 really close friends.

[of cd's that i own?] : Umm.. 4? Maybe? Yeah, burning cd's is funner. Oh unless burned cd's count! Then I have 7. Ooh yeah that's right babe. 7.

[of scars on my body?] : Scars eh. Umm. Probably under 10. .. I get a lot on my hands...

[of things in my past that i regret?] : There isn't a day that goes by that I don't regret something. So...let's say that started from the age of 5...multiply the number of days in the year by 14 and there you have it. Oh, I could do the math. But I'm not gonna. Ha.



O.T.H.E.R.T.H.I.N.G.S.-

[i know]: lot about people, nothing about fruit.

[i want]: a hug. I like them. If I could be in a state of huggingness for most of the time, I would.

[i have]: very bad impulse control.

[i wish]: people weren't so stupid.

[i hate]: how stupid people are and have been.

[i miss]: most everyone, all the time.

[i fear]: that one day I'll really hurt someone, I'm really close to..again.

[i hear]: Wish you were here by Rasputina...the live version apparently.

[i search]: for the right thing to say.

[i love]: Maygan.

[i care]: at times too much.

[i always]: Want to run away from my troubles.

[i dance]: horribly. Seriously people...Are there classes? Tapes? I'm really bad.

[i cry]: quite often...

[I'm not always]: immature. I just like to be happy.

[i write]: poorly...in that my pen is cheap! Hahahahahhaah.

[i confuse]: Many.

[i can usually be found]: Dude, I don't even know.

[i need]: a whole week to go by where nothing bad happens. Won't be this week, or next...but one week. Rather soon would be nice.



[wuss]: Roller coasters are scary people...Shut upppp..

[druggie]: Really no.

[gang member]: I'm the treasurer.

[daydreamer]: I try not to be.

[alcoholic]: It's too expensive.

[freak]: More silly than freakish.

[brat]: Naw, I was a pretty good kid.

[sarcastic]: A lot of people put me as there most sarcastic person. I would say they need to spend more time with Erin...or meet Erin.

[goody-goody]: And how!

[angel]: I'm no Angel. Maybe Willow.

[devil]: I do like red...

[friend]: I hope so.

[shy]: Hmm no.

[talkative]: I don't shut up. Ever. I'm reading what I type, right now. Yeah, that's right.

[adventurous]: Yeah man!

[intelligent]: Not in the most common defnition of the word.

-Concerning.The.Friends.(You.Claim.To.Have)-[Why did the title get all offensive now?]



[wish you saw more often]: I really miss ---The people I miss know who they are.

[wish you could meet]: In person? Cause like Maygan and Emma. Like, meet at all? Ellen DeGeneres.

[most sarcastic]: Amy...I'm kidding! Erin or Rasia.

[wish you knew better]: Niloo

[knows you best]: Speller and Maygan and Emma

[best outlook on life]: Hmmm. Everyone's so bitter at times...I'll say....Niloo.



-Self-Analysis.You.Probably.Don't.Want.To.Do-

[your best feature (personality)]: I really mean my smiles.

[your biggest flaw]: Personality? I lie, a lot. Lookwise? My legs. Blargh.

[most annoying thing you do]: I tend to follow people around like a puppy.

[biggest mistake you've made this far]: I dunno. Every mistake feels like the biggest.

[describe your personality in one word]: Hmmhmm.

[the physical feature for which you are most often complimented]: My smile

[height]: Yeah..I dunno..5.6.5?

[a smell that makes you smile]: My clothes after stayin in Rasia's room. It's got a nice smell in there.

[a city you'd like to visit]: Fallon, though, it's probably just a town. And London, just to visit...Not London Ontario.

[a drink you order most often]:Pepsi

[a delicious dessert]: Your face, suckah! I mean...Chocolate chip cookies.

[a book you highly recommend]: Harry Potter and Hitchhikers...It's been awhile since I've read for fun.

[the music you prefer while alone]: Really sappy songs that make me cry.

[your favorite band]: At the moment I gotsta say Belle and Sebastian...Yay

[a film you could watch over and over]: Hedwig and the Angry Inch

[a TV show you watch regularly]: Ooh man...It's been awhile since I watched tv...The Ellen show?

[you live in the]: Heh. I'm just laughin at how if I had done this quiz only three days ago I'd have to answer differently. I live in Bramptonia.

[your transportation]: Bus. So..much..the bus.

[under your bed or in your closet you hide]: Bed: Boxes of old presents Closet: Sexuality..Wait no! hahahahahahhah...*cough*

Lessons Amy Learns



1) Sometimes one's family can be compared to a sizzling vortex of undescribable pain and anguish, gushing with just a bit of heartbreaking stabs.

2) I have the best friends...in the world...Seriously.

3) Sleep is good.

4) So...very...good.

5) Though, other things that aren't sleep are fun too. Like sheep...I mean, not like sheep. I learnt nothing, silly girl.

Heidi! That link...with the cereal..and milk...Love...so...much....YAY!

You are Form 0, Phoenix: The Eternal.



"And The Phoenix's cycle had reached
zenith, so he consumed himself in fire. He
emerged from his own ashes, to be forever
immortal."



Some examples of the Phoenix Form are Quetzalcoatl
(Aztec), Shiva (Indian), and Ra-Atum
(Egyptian).

The Phoenix is associated with the concept of life,
the number 0, and the element of fire.

His sign is the eclipsed sun.



As a member of Form 0, you are a determined
individual. You tend to keep your sense of
optomism, even through tough times and have a
positive outlook on most situations. You have
a way of looking at going through life as a
journey that you can constantly learn from.
Phoenixes are the best friends to have because
they cheer people up easily.



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Can I say that Speller is, without a doubt, the funniest person ever?



Cause she is.



Water! *giggles*

Your element is Water. You are a deep person and a
good communicator. Incredibably loving and
loyal when your trust is gained and you are
fairly mature.Myterious to the utmost water is
in everything. One can be an Ocean or a river
but nobody truly knows you.



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