Like Toby and Damien!
I'm at Meg's house!!!
Yes that's right, I faced the outside world, with it's many cars and people with scooters and the evil, evil children!!!!!!
Meg's mom's hair is nice!!!!
Blog means throw up!!!!
I learn so much here!!
Heath Ledger is cool!
Oh and we need someone to cater the wedding. I'm thinking Pogo's, Cupcakes and fish.
Oooh! And Meg wants whale blubber!!
Your all DORKS!!
*giggles and runs off with a small hedgehog*
I want to see a Knight's Tale!! MEEEEEEG!
Stupid blogger hates me! I swear it does! Or it's my crappy computer. Either way really.
Ah today was a very fun day!
Me and Meg went on an adventure!
We braved the Salvation Army, didn't get herpies, Meg spat out poisoned coke, and I found my dream Ron.
Oh and for everyone's information, I wasn't dirty minded at all. And not in the gutter. Thank You.
I get to go to Meg's house tomorrow yay!!!!!
And I"m talking to Jamie! And Speller! My night can't get better.
I want a Ron doll. Sadly, they're 20 dollars. 20 dollars I don't have. Stupid money! Oooh and I'm a lid stealer! So beware and watch your lids.
Umm.....That's all.
*runs away and high fives all the front people*
Finally!!! I tried to blog aaalll weekend! I swear I did! But everytime I got into blogger, and then into my blog it would go all wonky and netscape would close. My computer + Me = HATE!
Anyhoo, I'll post all the posts that I have in wordpad tomorrow, cause frankly I'm tired and can't be bothered.
Today, today, what happened today....Oh yes! ya know the old saying you learn something new everyday? I learned about, oh, twenty things. Most things I'm not allowed to blog about. First off, I'm so happy people trust me enough to tell me things. *smiles all giddy like*, second off Meg is really really funny after four glasses of Coke! Whooo!
Oooh ya know who I love learning about? Myself. I know that sounds all shallow, but really everyone wants to know more about thems selves. I know this because of all those self tests out there, shrinks, and why people like to talk about themselves. I think I just like learning about myself cause I'm always on the road of self improvement. It's a long, long road. :)
Anyhoo....Field Hockey game tomorrow! Let's hear it for not playing! I reckon if I'm loudest, maybe I'll get some award for "Best little Trooper" or sumthin.
Question of the Day: Is it possible to care too much about your friends? Ponder mon amies, ponder.
I'm watching Buffy!
It's the one where Xander makes everyone in Sunnydale fall in love with him.
*sniffle* Cordy was wearing the necklace! She loves Xander! WHY!!!!
Anyhoo, I'm cold. Field Hockey practise today. Out. Side. It was sooo cold, and I was in my shorts. I know, I know, stupid Amy. We lost yesterday's game btw. Buffy doesn't have a puppy! Xander as bait! Do you see how easily distracted I am? Do you? Do you? Ooh! Buffy hitting on Xander.
Oh poor Xander, being all stripped by Buffy. Oooh look Amy! In not Rat form! How I miss thee. OOh think if Amy doens't stay on Buffy, she'll go to Angel? She's blonde, it has possibilities. He doesn't have a witch. Even though Angel and Willow had an affair last year, which was hidden by her affair with Riley. *wipes away invisible tear* Good times!
Hmmm blogging. Willow's a whore! WHORE!!! *giggles* Buffy was soooo good last night! Mucho greatness!! Buffy was all funny, Willow was all evil, Xander was all avoiding, Anya was mostly annoying, Tara was filler, Spike was cute, Dawn was there, and Giles was......the greatest artist in the world.....EVER!!!
It always makes me laugh seeing Harmony as a human. She was sooo evil. All the ladies love Xander. Hehe they're looking him up and down! Tius sooooo great!! I love buffy the show. More than the X-Files. I know I know, I'm shocked too.
Giles! I love Giles. He's smart, he's funny, he has an english accent! And he's gone. Stupid new buffy!!!
Megan!! Megan is the best!! I'm gonna eat her SKIN!
Oh Xander, so cute!
But not really. See! I'm under the spell! Darn Amy da Rat and her powers. Don't open up the rain coat!!!
I play Field Hockey tomorrow, wanna bet I don't actually play? So what is Amy getting out of being on a team where she doens't play, and basically sucks at? I'm thinkin there's gonna be Pizza Party at the end of the season, and plus I made a couple friends on the team. Tis all good people, tis all good. Uh...I'm gonna tell Megan she has no feet. Let's wait for her response. *waiting*
Megan: I don't?!?!?!?!
Megan: OMG!
*waits for Megan and watches them try to catch Buffy the Rat!
OZ!!!!!!!!!!! I love Oz! There's my love for Oz!! He hit Xander, cause he loved Willow. I love Oz. Did I mention that? I wish Oz was on the show. Or here. Hmmm here...Oz! OZ! I can't get enough of Oz. He's sooo cute. So beautiful.
AH! WILLOW! She's got an Ax. Oooh, I could so recap for MBTV. Not well, but I could. Stop laughing I could.
Oz is so little and cute! And little and cute!
JOYCE! Hehee! Angel! Wouldn't have been funny if Angel had loved Xander? Like how he loves Wesley. Eep! Mom's got gidget. Now it's on baseball.
Stupid baseball. Why won't you be over!! GO Seatle! Sure they lost today, they're still good! My fingers are still numb from stupid practise. What's sad is only like, 8 people showed up.
Oz is still looking for Buffy! He was so nice! So Oz! Buffy is naked!
Naked! Oz is so nice though. Spell is almost broken! AH AN AX! See, this is Willow being evil. So we get use to it.
Oh Oz, so cute. Xander loves Cordy! Too cute.
Gonna make rice!
Blogging from Speller's house! Ooh the excitement.
Attention all you Amy Sport's Fans: We're going to an away game tomorrow! Whoo right? But no. The coach said today "We have to win tomorrow. So, what we're going to do is play all our strong players for the whole game." Know what that means? Amy get's to cheer! Hooray! Mayfield.
I like milk, but only at different people's houses. I'm not weird! Speller only likes Ringolos from Gerrad, not Christine. Cool (I put Kewl at first, then Speller yelled at me! Then, I remembered once, when I was talking to Jamie and I spelt it Kewl, she said it was too Gangsta.) eh?
Hehe, after practise today I tried REALLY hard to get invited to Megan's house because her house is very fun (no funner then Spellers). I followed Megan's sister, Julie, around but to no avail. Hehe, I tried.
Buffy ROCKS!
JC doesn't.
It's 5:39! Oooh Jamie mentioned me on her blog! Very happy! Harry Potter!
Speller has a backpack! YAY! I CUT MY HAIR! Well, not me really. Someone else. I call her mom. Last night at around, seven thirty I asked her if she'd trim my hair, cause I hate having it so long. So she said "No! I don't want to! There's too much pressure!" But I convinced her. Anyhoo, about half way through the trim, I heard a loud snip, and my mom said "Oh crap!" Then my brother said "MOM! What did you do!" And then my mom had to cut way further to even it out. Hence my new hair. But, I really, really, really wanted it this short anyways so tis all good! Many people said it was nice! YAY!
I think it kinda looks like Amelia's from Slayers. Which is good, cause she's good! BOOYA!
Am I trying to get Heidi's attention with my anime talkage? I don't know.
it'sareallygoodshow. CHARGE.
eh? No, not really.
Meg: Am I ever gonna finish with Amy's blog?
Carter: Why are you asking ME? I'm just a minion.
Meg: *turns to Rukura* Am I ever---
Rukura: Minion.
Meg: Cam?
Cam: Minion.
Meg: MEG?!
Meg: Yeah, you will eventually finish with Amy's blog.
Meg: Thanks.
Amy: *reads this and is afraid*
Yes. Y'all think LONG AND HARD ABOUT THAT.
Ah, latest Search Engine Hits.
"rhymes with amy": Uh...Lamey, Gamey, Samey, Tamey.
"that mean's i love you": What means you love me? Was it the orange juice? Huh?
"adult funny stuff": Let's all hope this somehow involved a clown.
"+fun +funny +blog": Aww, that's
"Post-Modern Prometheus": Yes..That is the name of my blog..
"friends mom blew me": Ewwwwww. When did I ever say that?
"post modern prometheus": Again, yes, that's the name of my blog.
"funny gang names": Hipcat! Snoop Wuffly Snuggles! See, I'm good with the gangstah names.
"studmuffin": I said studmuffin? That doesn't sound like me.....Heath Ledger is a studmuffin though.
"post-modern music": So like...Music that's post to modern music? Alrighty...
"amers": You called?
"hot tub amy": Again? Dude, I told you the first time, I'm not getting in their with you...
Real Name: Amy
Nickname: Amers, Amarino, and 'That girl'
Birthday: September 27
Brothers or sisters: Adam, and Askem.
Zodiac sign: Libra
Color of hair: Brown
Color of eyes: Blue
Height: No idea. Taller than a bread box though.
Shoe Size: Size 10.
Do you care about the way you look?: I do. Sometimes. Not as much as I used too.
Do you get tanned?: Kinda, sorta. Maybe.
Do you have big ears?: Never thought about it. No though.
Do you have contacts or glasses?: Glasses. My ma wants me to have contacts but I'm happy with glasses.
HAVE YOU EVER...
Kissed someone: No.
Been in love: Since love is a two way thing, no.
Been so drunk you blacked out: Never.
Kept a secret from everyone: Only my thoughts.
Set a body part on fire: Never.
Had an imaginary friend: For like two seconds. I just wanted one cause my cousin did. Mine liked to sit on the top of McDonalds.
Called or seen a psychic: No, but in grade six I really wanted to call one of those free ones.
Ever cried at a chick flick: Tonnes of times.
Found a cartoon character attractive: I use too.
Ever at anytime owned a New Kids on the block tape: No.
Had sex: Well, since I haven't kissed anyone, that would be so very wrong.
Been on stage: A few times.
Been in a car accident: Only one.
DO YOU...
Wear eye shadow: Never in my entire life.
Have a dog: Sadly no. But I kinda want one. Though, I probably wouldn't be a good dog owner.
Want a tattoo, and where: I don't really want one. But if I did it would be on my shoulder, and it would be the whole world.
Have any regrets: I regret keeping things to myself and have them fester.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Naw.
Have a crush: Yes indeed.
Do you have a best friend: A couple actually.
Do you have a best online friend: I'd have to say I do. *waves at JHeaton*
Who do you go to for advice: My mom, and Speller.
Who knows all your secrets?: Secrets? Hmm, no one really.
Who do you cry with: Who ever is around.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
God/Devil: Yup.
Yourself: Lately, YES!
Your friends: Oh with everything. They are my world.
Love: Most of the time.
Destiny: Kinda.
Signs: There are some signs I listen too, and some signs I ignore. So maybe...
The Closet Monster: Yes. The Closet Monster is a very good friend of mine.
One person for everyone?: Nope.
AM I A...
Wuss: Yup, most of the time.
Class Clown: In class? Nooooooo. With my friends? I try.
Goodie 2 Shoes: Yup.
Dreamer: I use to be.
Drunk: I may act it, but I'm not actually drunk.
Slut: Well, Speller says I am. But no, not really.
Freak: Not really. I'm just special.
Bitch: Sometimes, depends what you did.
Angel: Sometimes, depends what you did.
THIS OR THAT...
Paper or Plastic: Latex.
Deaf or Blind: Deaf. Learning sign language would be so much easier.
Truth or Dare: Truth.
Night or Day: Very late at night, or very early in the morning.
Beavis or Butthead: Butthead, cause butthead and buttmonkey are very similiar.
Ocean or Pool: Never been to the ocean. So, bath tub.
Cake or Pie: pie.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Rockey Road.
Cats or Dogs: Both.
Love or Lust: Both.
Pancakes or French toast?: French toast.
Bitter or Sweet: Sweet.
Silver or Gold: Gold
Smoker or Nonsmoker: Nonsmoker.
Diamonds or Pearls: Diamonds.
Hugs or Kisses: Hugs, but then I have no experience with the other.
Bacon Bits or Croutons: Ewww. Give me gummi bears.
Shaken or Stirred: Shaken.
Taco or Burrito: Pogo.
Complex or Simple: Both.
Armageddon or Independence Day: Independance Day. Will Smith rocks.
Batman or Superman?:Superman! Dean Cain is one very cute man. Very cute. Very, very cute.
Nacho Cheese or Cooler Ranch: Uh...Triscuit!
Sun or Moon: It hurts to stare at the Sun...
X's or O's: X's. O's always win.
Ice crushed or cubed: Crushed.
Showers or Baths: Showers, but I don't really like either one.
Speaking of friends, John Heaton? Where are you? I haven't spoken to you for almost two weeks! You haven't written a journal entry since my birthday, and you're never online. You've disapeared.
Email me buddy, files_x_2000@yahoo.com Drop me a line so I know everything's ok. I hope everything's ok with you're family and your job and such. Miss you tonnes! hoep to hear from you soon.
I'm gonna do little blog entries in a row, cause it's easier then posting a whole bunch at once. don't look at me like that, it is. It is!
Anyhoo, best time at Megan's house! Speller was there, and Dan and Megan! Three very cool people! If only Heidi was too! We went in the woods, and there were ghosts and I scared Speller! I was the one who said "Ya know in the movies, when everyone has their attention in one area, the thing ends up..." Hehehe She jumped around sooooo fast. It was beautiful. I love my friends. So much. I think, right now, my friends are the biggest priority in my life. I just miss them when I'm not with them, and I think bout them when I'm not with them. And when I'm with them that's when I have the most fun.
I'm 17! I'm 17!
I'm terribly happy with being 17!
Oooh I have the bestestest friends in da world. I got the nicest presents, ranging from stickers all the way to inflatible chairs! Oooh! And on my birthday, last thursday, my field hockey team and I won 4-1! I'm so proud! I can't play all too well, but just being on the team rocks! Especially when they win.
I had the best Friday last week! I got to live at Megan's house again! Honestly, I really think her family is going to hate me soon. Or adopt me. Hmmm I could be in their family! I wanna be in their family! Oh I so do! Hmmmm....Dan got a job! Yay for Dan! Hip hip! Hoorey